"That, and i don't want to join some looser like 1meankiller who is starting all the threads on here and looking like some sad, desperate loser kid."
Comments like that make you look bad to clan leaders. If you changed your attitude a little you might get more interest. If you want people to give you tryouts you should show them demos of you playing, screenshots of your score in previous clan matches/public matches, and most importantly-show good sportsmanship. Dedication, skill, clean record, and good sportsmanship is generally what a clan looks for in players they recruit. [I know there are many clans out there that let everyone in who wants to be in but those usually are unorganized and have issues. Often clans like that are like a "flavor of the week" so I'm taking in the idea that you aren't looking for a clan like that.]