Author Topic: About Your Mother (Read 4786 times)

your mother · « **on:** May 30, 2006, 04:07:11 PM »

The truth about "your mother".

I should probably learn to camp more. Right now I run into the centre of trouble and is often the first one killed. _Cannon fodder_

I could not aim if my life depended on it. Spray and pray.
I have a couple of "say" binds that you all are tired of by now.
I have a strange sense of humor, like killing someone on a jump server and then arguing with the admin about the greatness of doing so until tempers start to run hot and the next second say "just kidding".

Oh... That was about my gaming.
I am an old Swedish man thinking he's young (34). I play for fun only. I don't want to join your clan (unless it's the Manson clan or something equally thrilling). I live with my gf that tries to keep me from playing Digital Paintball as often as possible.

That's it.

Hope I bored the sh*t out of you!

SkateR · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:09:14 PM »

Lmao, youre awesome. For real.

jitspoe · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:12:53 PM »

It's better to rush into the action and die (maybe take some people with you) than camp and let the enemy grab the flag. Can't say I approve of say binds, though.

TinMan · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:33:49 PM »

So you wanna start a Manson clan, eh?

your mother · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:35:02 PM »

your mother · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:37:15 PM »

Oh, yes:

I always play with sound off so you can sneak up on me if you like!
Dunno why, I don't like computer-game sounds normally and the paintball2 "fun" samples drives me MAD!

Jits: Gimme an option to skip all samples except steps and shots!

GreenAffairz · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:53:07 PM »

Wow, this is a cool thread.

your mother · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:49:21 PM »

Quote from: GreenAffairz on May 30, 2006, 04:53:07 PM

Wow, this is a cool thread.

Ha ha, made you look! Lol

your mother · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:37:04 AM »

And today I'm wearing a step counter to see what kind of distance (in steps) I travel each day.
Do steps taken in DP count?

Now I'm off to do some housecleaning before dropping head first into a game of digital paintball!

bitmate · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:23:31 AM »

Craziest Thread Ever! EVER!!

Quote from: your mother

Jits: Gimme an option to skip all samples except steps and shots!

You can delete all the sounds in your sound directories except those for steps and shots. Or you replace them by custom sounds, like I did.

MaDMaN · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:36:29 AM »

Isnt replaicing the soudns to hear them better a hack

Bitmate shame on you!!!!.. j/p. yeah totally weird thread

TinMan · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:59:47 AM »

You can delete the steps and shots silly or just turn off your speakers for the same result, you just can't replace the steps and shots.

bitmate · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2006, 11:28:51 AM »

Quote from: MaDMaN on May 31, 2006, 10:36:29 AM

Isnt replaicing the soudns to hear them better a hack Bitmate shame on you!!!!.. j/p.

You are allowed to replace sounds like "death" or "start", but not those like "player". Correct.

your mother · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:15:17 PM »

Egads! That worked.

I simply deleted all the samples that do not have anything with the game to do and PB2 does not even ask for them.

Excellent coding I'd say (being an old coder myself).

Of kourze I made a backup directory of the original sounds. Me not be stoopid, just crazy!

S8NATHOME · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:18:28 PM »

I'm sorry, but replacing sounds is modifying the game and a cheat according to the rules.
I don't make the rules, I just break them.

Why should modifying sounds be considered any different from modifying skins, or models, or code for that matter.

CHEATER ALERT!!!!!!!
We have proof....ADMITTED PROOF!!!!!!!!!

Termin8oR · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:19:02 PM »

Whoa.?.......

jitspoe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2006, 05:14:40 PM »

It depends on which sounds (and skins) are modified.

MaDMaN · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2006, 06:25:17 AM »

JItspoe Which skins can i modify... and on B17 you should make it 3rd person and 1st person selctible....

lekky · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2006, 07:50:12 AM »

i think we had a discussion about 3rd person before, it just wouldnt work well with the game physics i think

your mother · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:02:34 AM »

The sounds I deleted was the startup sounds. Right when the round starts there's a lot of Beavises and Buttheads making a whole lot of noise.
When hearing those samples for the 2nd time they are simply annoying.

If that is a hack, then I am a hacker!
In all the levels I've played those sounds have quieted down when striking the first encounter with the "enemy", so it is my honest opinion that this does not interfere with gameplay at all.

The other sounds are unchanged. All the steps, dyings, environmental and so on are still there for me atleast.

...But on another note, I still play soundless most of the time.

Which basically means that all you others have an unfair advantage over me. CHEATERS! lol!

Update on the step counter:
On a lazy day, when I didn't leave my apartment other than one time going the few yards to the car and drove to the postal office, I made 5375 steps just being at home.
I have been told that the average american takes 3-5000 steps a day, which would make me the above average american. Or would this make me anti-american and get me bundled in with all the other terrorists abroad?

Hell... That might be cheating even...

I am confused now.

Some day I'll modify that step counter, put it on my screen and add the steps taken in DP to those 5375. Then I'll be on my way to EXTREME FITNESS!!!!

Who-hoooaaahhhhh!

/Your mother from Sweden -Land of the polar beers? NooooOOOO!!!!

Better stop now before anyone thinks I'm crazy. It's not me being crazy, it's the other personalities in me that are!