Re: ping 999

[UnRateD]

brit vs brit. kk. time for britsland to make its appearance.

Eloquently put, his words create fear,
Nerdy paedophile Viciouz is here,
He articulates well, but can he compare,
to UnRateD, his worst nightmare.

Ill forcefully insert my pars down your throat,
My rhymes so big they like a steam boat,
Id like to point out the pen!s euphemism,
My lyrical prowess displays my individualism.

Theres been an accident, let me wipe your mouth theres a trace,
Seems like my rap left a stain on your face,
Im an industrial supplier, selling ownage in bulk,
fuk with me and Ill crush you like the incredible hulk.

[Tupac(Chalk)]

yall are merry as hell

[ViciouZ]

stop flaunting your location, im ashamed to share my nation
with octopodes' lame flow and unrated's jizz fixation
take a few steps back and have a look at your life
do some floor redecoration with your wrist and a knife

you fools still got nothing on tyrone or tupac
sitting in your rooms trying so hard to act black
unrated's spots could spell his name in braille
stay in your basement, turn a whiter shade of pale
you speak in the third person, get your rhymes out of a book
i'll impale you on your glasses with my lyrical right hook
the hulk's about right, you couldn't fit through a door
and despite your bare flaming my raps are still raw

[Tyrone(MyeRs)]

okay, checkit,

u guys tryna rap but u got nothin
im just sitting here puffing
u guys try but u cant spit
go on a diet, get fit
everyday is a struggle not to get shot
yer livin off everythin yo parents bought
you dont even understand the grind
but nigguh thats why I got signed
I got those records coming left n right
yall cant even put up a fight

yer all sum big ole nerds using dem big word
but yo, I'm the best, havent u heard?
you think you're good? that's absurd
I'll kick yo ass to the curb
then stomp you into ground
nigguh you weigh 1 pound
hit the gym
maybe u wont be so slim
then u can step up your game
so you wont be such a shame

actually yall just be some dutty turds
using nouns, adjectives and intercoursein verbs
you think this is school?
the only place you fit in? you're not cool.
does it look like we sittin on chairs n stools?
nigguh im just sittin here jumpin in pools
yes my comp is water proof
yee nigguh thats the truth

yall be tryin so hard
while im just chillin in the yard
i do this as a life style
thats y when I spit its worth while
ppl all over me wanting my auto graph
then u nerds cum up in here makin me laugh
i cant be beat this is what i was meant to do
yall nigguhs sit back, eat my poo
it takes me seconds to rap
I can freestyle while i fap
live a day in my shoes
you'll see it aint no cruise
this life takes work
u cant just sit back n twerk

if any of u say excrement to mah gurl sam
imma beat u into a clam
shes my treasure
so I always give her pleasure

pce

[Octopodes]

ViciouZ got smarts, but that's all i can say
For the rest of your lines are pretty darn lame
This excrement gotta have soul, straight from the heart
So let me say you're still back at the start
As for your mother, take a few steps back?
She'd have to walk further than the athletes track
Then have to wash the jizz from off've her rack
Might take a while, but i digress
Son, your life's a bloody mess
If your raps are raw you gonna get salmonella
That's pretty bad, gotta stay in bed fella
But would that be too different from the rest of your life?
Writing battle raps in forums out here on the web
Listening to your dubstep going web-web-web
Haven't seen the sun in thirteen days
But let's move on to the last bit, kay
The textbooks been done, i'm bringing something fresher
And not in the sense of being a fresh fresher
Cause i'm old like the hills and i roll with my grills
Gonna cook your raps well done, no lesser
And when they're done you can hang your head in shame
From hearing the lyrical prowess i'm conveying

Now Tyrone look here sunshine, you even trying?
Making a joke out of freestyle, words flying
Left right and centre, but no meaning or skill
It's like if you're trying to make your words kill
When you can't even give us the slightest thrill
Like when you're with a female, but your detective is so small
Can't even pleasure that girl at all,
Lasts eight seconds and then your petit mal
Hearing these styles is oh so bloody dull
Leave it to the pros kid, we were here first
Cause we have some sort of undying thirst
To be the best, no less
Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble
And if you want to start one, i'm well up for trouble.

[UnRateD]

you trash my rhyme when youve obviously plagiarised,
youve peed me off, now prepare to get vaporised,
my raps likes coldplay. preaching a lyrical paradise,
and dont lie, the jizz jokes got you mesmerised.

Your personal attacks so vile and crude,
should be removed, acts of rude turpitude,
talk about me flaming, well here it comes,
ill hit you so hard, leave you numb.
guess youre used to assault, with your pikey family,
being used, abused, left in agony.
ashamed to share nation whilst claiming benefits,
id rather you get replaced by a bunch of terrorists.
as for spots and paleness, im a sexy brown caramel,
with talent so hard its irrepressible,
sittinng in your room so cool on your computer,
got a non-job as a system troubleshooter,
lame,ugly, fat, white,
think I got that description of you pretty right.
and dont try to defend tupac and tyrone,
maybe you three should get together rather than be alone,
lets be honest, youre unloved, unwanted,
remember this rap, itll keep you haunted.

[Octopodes]

Plagarise? Me? That excrement's an offense
Much like your stanzas to the human race
I'm pure and spontaneous, you know it makes sense
Now take a razor bath to your face
Coldplay good? Surely you're crazy
I can see it all now; your eyes growing hazy
Puffing on the joint you sold your mind for
Telling the internet how once your were poor
But found how to sell yourself for little more
than a few quid a go, not much in demand
But for that low price any bender'll have a gander
Got through ten detectives to buy you that weed
Ten guys, all of them spreading their seed
All on your face, but was it worth it?
For a few puffs of a artificial smoke tit?

[UnRateD]

mine are aimed at viciouz, octopodes you suck

[Octopodes]

'pologies bro. We cool

[Tupac(Chalk)]

yo this sh*t is g*y. this is a rap battle not a poetry club

say your sh*t out loud and see how it aint no mutha f*ckin rap. f*ggot ass n*ggas.

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[Tyrone(MyeRs)]

Lolllllll this nigguh sayin dis sh*t is g*y?? I wuz all lik nigguh lets freestyl on vent n he is all lyk naw nigguh letz do it on foramz cuz the kid just stealz sh*t meddling very *friendly* person female dog sexually promiscuous person kitty member of a socially disadvantaged class black person excrement feces detective

[Tupac(Chalk)]

naw n*gga i was wreckin yo ass on vent den i was like sh*t im f*ck his ass up in public 2. and i dun succeeded

[Rick]

YO.

[UnRateD]

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word.

[Rick]

d00d.