Don't ask me how this came into my head, because I honestly don't know how it did. But, for some reason, I felt that people have their favorite sayings. So, for DP, let's hear your favorite quote!
Please include (if possible) the author, the quote, and the link to the quote. I will add them to the quotes list below. Don't worry, the quotes can be from anywhere, not just on these forums. No inappropriate ones please.
Here's mine:
Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener
BUTT MAN!
*PFFT*
*PBLLTT*
*FFWWBPBTT*
Oh, I'll make a list of them so they're all in one place.
QUOTES LIST
LaZeRs: "
Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener BUTT MAN! *PFFT* *PBLLTT* *FFWWBPBTT*"
-jitspoeFusSioN: "Don't underestimate me, or you will be."
-FusSioNFusSioN: "You mess with the best, you die like the rest!"
-FusSioNthai: "
Go chew on a bomb." -ViciouZomni: "Please, autographs after the show!"
-omnisatan-smurf: "Thoughts of suicide have got me through a bad night."
-Albert Camuspvtjimmy: "
That's what she said!"
-jitspoeMaTzeMR: "
I can suck my own."
-Tré CoolBASEBALLDUDE: "And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.BASEBALLDUDE: "There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it — that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"
-Mario SavioClipz: "F*ck the police."
-NWAClipz: "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
-The Godfathernot_payl_obviously: "
This thread is pointless."
-not_payl_obviouslylukip: "You is hacks."
-[uKn]hayabusaCameron: "
3.When yur jumping around, thats dangerous. You could get owned. Throw a grenade."
-ZakrokxAveiro: "Your mom is sux."
-Adek33Aveiro: "Made my no hobbys."
-BundyAveiro: "Use google tradutor pls."
-xicoAveiro: "I saw it on redtube."
-MarawaNaAveiro: "I heard is same as fapping."
-f3l1xAveiro: "Yeah, f3l1x is in singleplayer mode."
-eXitusAveiro: "Aveiro get a liver."
-xLAveiro: "Say never never."
GimbelJordanMRichards: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
-JesusViciouZ: "
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads."
-Five Commandments of DiscordianismToXiiC: "You can't even get your dik up, let alone get the money to pay for your cheap hookers. Stay fat br0, stay fat."
-capoToXiiC: "I'm the best."
-ToXiiCToXiiC: "GoML."
-ToXiiCToXiiC: "
We all know Google is massively spying on us. They know pretty much everything about us. I therefore think the search results are pretty accurate. Google must have thought he was looking for some serious unscrewing. However, nobody can get unscrewed without being screwed before. Google also knows Jitspoe has way too much body hair to ever get screwed, so this is what he came up with."
-pvtjimmyLaZeRs: "
Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes?"
-ClipzToXiiC: "
It is called "advantage". MyeRs will be so tired that he cannot shoot my butt."
-FusSioNToXiiC: "
Nice troll toxic. It gets my seal of approval."
-not_payl_obviouslyToXiiC: "
Lmao toxiic you've managed to state the obvious twice and turn a feature request into a flame thread...great job."
-Wasppvtjimmy: "
Lol zimtstern. I'm Leader of K&S and i made the christmas cup. You did hibernation?"
-joker909pvtjimmy: "I need help I vergettet my login name."
-schrimspvtjimmy: "What a hell."
-sunmanpvtjimmy: "Why I'm not can bewegen."
-atom152Spook: "Life is like a Penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's Women who make it hard."
-SpookToXiiC: "EZBAKEJEWOVEN"
-CheMiCaLsatan-smurf: "God is dead."
-Friedrich Nietzscheluckmore: “The past has no power over the present moment.”
-Eckhart Tolleluckmore: “Give up defining yourself — to yourself or to others. You won't die. You will come to life. And don't be concerned with how others define you. When they define you, they are limiting themselves, so it's their problem. Whenever you interact with people, don't be there primarily as a function or a role, but as the field of conscious Presence. You can only lose something that you have, but you cannot lose something that you are."
-Eckhart Tolle, A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purposeluckmore: “Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.”
-Oprah Winfreyluckmore: “The future hasn't happened yet and the past is gone. So I think the only moment we have is right here and now, and I try to make the best of those moments, the moments that I'm in.”
-Annie Lennoxluckmore: “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”
-Leo TolstoyPaRaDeaD: "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
-Robert PirsigTRION: "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans."
-Stephen HawkingBASEBALLDUDE: "How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure, but it is news when the stock market loses two points?"
-Pope FrancisBASEBALLDUDE: "The thirst for power and possessions knows no limits. In this system, which tends to devour everything which stands in the way of increased profits, whatever is fragile, like the environment, is defenseless before the interests of a deified market, which become the only rule."
-Pope FrancisBASEBALLDUDE: "The real trouble is that those most affected by [an excessive love for oneself] - which is actually a kind of mental disorder - are people who have a lot of power. Often bosses are narcissists."
-Pope FrancisMisSioN: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.”
-Stephen HawkingToXiiC: "i w45 1v1 Jitspoe 4nd 1 5w34r t0 g0d h3 w45 w4ll1ng and h45 multis whos name is MyeRs
PePPah JiGsAw chemical pvt jimmy and dystro and RedBullPhil, Superman and gonass and i want th15 k1d b4nn3d n0w........1 pr0m153 th1s 1snt a tr011....pr3p4r3 to b3 b4nn3d b1y4tchhhhh"
-Blackou7MyeRs: "God is not real."
-ClipzMyeRs: "Jesus is not real."
-CheMiCaLMyeRs: "Holly trinity is created through phage, sheen, and zeal. Nothing else. Anyone who says different is stupid."
-LoL CommunityMyeRs: "Its not merry that me and my brother measured detectives cause we're related."
-NiCk123MyeRs: "I thought my computer was broken for a few months then i realized it wasnt plugged in."
-SykeToXiiC: "You gotta intercourse a female dog to know a prick."
-MyeRsToXiiC: "ToXiiC is the...best...that ever was..."
-MyeRsShAwNtHeKiLLeR: "SHAWN IS KING!"
-ShAwNtHeeKiLLeRClipz: "
Sl isn't a nub, nor is dooci. They both have large amounts of talent, and understand what it takes to be considered good. They are both likely the strongest players in Digital Paint: Paintball 2.0 history. Anything they say should be seen as fact."
-MyeRssatan-smurf: "Just because you're paranoid Doesn't mean they're not after you."
-Kurt CobainMyeRs: "
Anyone wanna pair with me? I'm good at flag grabbing and capping. I must warn you I'm not very good at propaint and mediocre at oth. Any other of these maps is fine with me."
-BASEBALLDUDEnot_payl_obviously: "I hate it when a topic becomes a flamefest. Locked. DooCi please stop saying that I am a noob. Did you ever look at the mirror? I thought you were rich. Man, you can't afford a mirror. Poor DooCi."
-FusSioNsatan-smurf: "It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel."
-Anatole FranceTRION: "Whatever you see around you is cake
because cake is a lie."
-TRIONFusSioN: "In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."
-Dalai LamaBASEBALLDUDE: "Baseballdude is a good mapper."
-MyeRsRockyar_96: "I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself."
-Winston ChurchillRockyar_96: "Davai, davai!"
-SingSingToXiiC: "You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be darned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert."
-Peter Griffinomni: "Jim'll fix it!"
-Jimmy Savileomni: "Can you tell what it is yet?"
-Rolf Harrisomni: "I swear to god, I dont know how those images got there."
-Gary GlitterToXiiC: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
-Bob MonkhouseLaZeRs: "Pfft, you can't feel what death is like! You're already dead."
-AnonymousBrainDamaged: ''Stand near a mirror and all your questions will be answered."
-BrainDamagedClipz: "<What's a bookmark?> <Something I put between your moms asscheeks to remember where I left off.>"
-n3rd, nubClipz: "Your boobs should become best friends, and they should hang out alot more."
-ClipzToXiiC: "<If a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill.> <Standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head.> <Getting shot twice in the torso would suck.> <Getting one would be a breeze, though.> <Fryth: That only drops me to 60 health.>"
-Daveman, Fryth, jitspoeToXiiC: "<When I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...> <Haha, thats not a wet dream.> <Sure it is.> <I was all wet.
>"
-jitspoe, Pluto[BHGToXiiC: "<[01:44] @jitspoe - whyuninstall: needet harddrive spaces to download many porns [01:44] @jitspoe needchange: put porns in game so I can mutlitask.>"
-DP Uninstall SurveyToXiiC: "<Haze plays pbcup way too much.> <I play hide and go intercourse even more!...> <...With your mom.>"
-s2k.B-Rod?, [oH]HazeToXiiC: "<Kazee is a rapist> <I'm not skater.>"
-TiNi, kazeeLaZeRs: "I don't care if you're black, white, asian, merry, straight, or bisexual. I hate you all equally."
-Instagramblaa: "<* jitspoe feels fembot> <* Fembot shaved> <Not there you didn't.>"
-jitspoe, FembotToXiiC: "<Tell bob I love him. No homo.> <Bobzilla's probably at work, shoot him a PM.> <He responds well to rooster pics.>"
-ToXiiC, Bpvtjimmy: "I was don't know."
-ph3n1xpvtjimmy: "Red or ff."
-frazerClipz: "Out of the womb straight to my room."
-SkateRLaZeRs: "<I'm disguising myself as a Mexican with that hat.> <Yeah because the moon don't rape Mexicans.> <Yeah that's like a bear raping a tiger.>"
-LaZeRs, Anonymous FriendLaZeRs: "<Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.>"
-RoBbIe
Feel free to share yours!
