Wanna cyber?
anyone? anyone legal, that is?
I give good chat!
Male or female, mouse or moose, doesn't matter!
I like girls that are incapacitated in the hospital, does that make me a medophiliac?
If you're in traction, I want action!
If you can't move a muscle, I'm ready to hustle.
Paralyzed to the chin, i want in!
If Blondie is really who's in them pictures on her myspace I couldn't blame Picasso for hitting on her.
I'm 43. If I wasn't married I'd try hitting it once or twice, heck yeah man! /me puts on his wizard hat and robe BABY!!!
If gaming at 40 is pathetic, that's me!
If being 40 and wanting to bone a slender tight smooth young 20-something year old is pathetic, that's me (cept i'm HAPPILY MARRIED so forget that).
When you youngins get to be 40 and you're looking over at you wrinkled up, stretched out, drooping to her knees, tummy hiding her business wife/girlfriend/potential date your age, and then look over at that hot 24 year old behind the counter at the department store that doesn't have a single wrinkle on her entire body, which are you going to yearn for? Tell me you'd take the old bag and i'll call you a liar.
lol...speaking of being 40...
People always saying to me, "look at you gaming at 40, that's pathetic." What's funny is, i've lived the wild life, i'm married, have a child, am fairly what you might call settled down. I have the time to "game." What I have to ask is what are some of you kids that are in the prime of your adolescent lives doing spending 40+ hours a week gaming when you should be out hammering women like you're driving nails to build a house. I'm 40. I plant gardens and play online game. What's your excuses?
Get off the age thing, everyone, you'll lose.
Weeeee this is fun.
I'm half retarded and wierd anyways. So I don't fit the mold of a 43 year old person anyways.
But the offer still stands...cyber anyone?.......of legal age teehee!
dorks, the lot of you.
