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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: sonicx059 on August 26, 2008, 04:43:17 AM
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I wish for my girlfriend to love paintball and i there are girls here who do. I wish for one of you to become my paintball girlfrind. I want me and you to get kills together as we eliminate the enemy. More than that i want a lady i can trust on dp. will you be willing to just send me a message and i am a 1 woman man. If you are interested in images than ask and i will show you my myspace or facebook if you prefer.
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I wish for my girlfriend to love paintball and i there are girls here who do. I wish for one of you to become my paintball girlfrind. I want me and you to get kills together as we eliminate the enemy. More than that i want a lady i can trust on dp. will you be willing to just send me a message and i am a 1 woman man. If you are interested in images than ask and i will show you my myspace or facebook if you prefer.
please pick me im perfect.
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http://www.dplogin.com/index.php?action=viewmember&playerid=37798
she`s a girl
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I heard Rick is free...
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I heard Rick is free...
*Winks
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I wish for my girlfriend to love paintball and i there are girls here who do. I wish for one of you to become my paintball girlfrind. I want me and you to get kills together as we eliminate the enemy. More than that i want a lady i can trust on dp. will you be willing to just send me a message and i am a 1 woman man. If you are interested in images than ask and i will show you my myspace or facebook if you prefer.
can i just say something.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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nothx i alredy got a boi
hes on left i gerontee it
(http://packethammer.com/randfiles/dt_wtf.jpg)
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Finding a girlfriend through a video game? Well...
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/hope.jpg)
If you are serious, try a dating site instead of a gaming forum.
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This topic:
ROFLMFAO
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best topic ever!
sticky
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This topic:
ROFLMFAO
lmfao i agree
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i want a girl who can game and i think i got 1
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i want a girl who can game and i think i got 1
:D
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theSYNDIKATE will you be my dbgirlfriend i will fight for the honor of my clan and the honor of being your dpboyfriend do you accept my request
:D
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[Eric Cartman]
I think I just blew my funny-fuse.
[/Cartman]
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LMFAO
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i quess not will anyone take me? Whose a female i have nothing agaisnt merrys buy me no homosexually but thanks for offer wirs ;)
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who is with me in a search for a dp girlfriend
coop kills with your other half will be more meaningful
wouldn't you like to claim another dp2 player as your own
enjoy life enjoy kills enjoy each other as you vanquish your foes on dp2
join me in a search for a dp girlfriend
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15/f/Bulgaria
Pick me please.
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LOL.
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who is with me in a search for a dp girlfriend
coop kills with your other half will be more meaningful
wouldn't you like to claim another dp2 player as your own
enjoy life enjoy kills enjoy each other as you vanquish your foes on dp2
join me in a search for a dp girlfriend
I support you in your quest for the perfect dp girlfriend.
At this point I would also like to put out my dp2 personal ad.
21/m/fl, former co-leader of #team_cc, looking for a a dp girl to call my own. We will 2v2 other dp2 couples and undoubtedly win.
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who is with me in a search for a dp girlfriend
coop kills with your other half will be more meaningful
wouldn't you like to claim another dp2 player as your own
enjoy life enjoy kills enjoy each other as you vanquish your foes on dp2
join me in a search for a dp girlfriend
I want my friend to its digital color printing machine, healthy girl with a capacity of slavery, but I've never dominate my mother, but the shower with him a sense of love and not the content of your donation. I wanted it to support both me and my clan in difficult times. They should be life partners. If you want my friends react.
Best is concerned, Iron Fist
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Is this kid for real?
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Hint: No.
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I am a 12 year old girl looking for a good clan.
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I was talking about sonicx, not Ironfist
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theSYNDIKATE will you be my dbgirlfriend i will fight for the honor of my clan and the honor of being your dpboyfriend do you accept my request
LOL!
(http://www.yatpundit.com/random_pics/pedobear_seal.jpg)
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Sonic, you sound too desperate. In my own personal experience, the best way to get a dp girlfriend is playing hard to get.
When she compliments your awesome skills, act like you'd rather be shooting paintballs into her best friend... /ignore her, etc.
Also, you need an angle. All the girls at dpHarmony.com are looking to be matched with 55 points of true compatibility... skip that crap and find a way to stand out. For example, I'm the awkward Jewish guy, dp girls know me by that, and when they want awkward Jewish action, they know which server to join, you know? Others in the game... the pro game developer, the sexy-as-hell Texas IT admin, the mysterious Portlander, and the British "I'm 15 wink wink, looking for a hot 15y/o gurl" kid... these are all desirable dp boyfriends.
Good luck.
Oh, and be sure to get tested often for DNS/UDP stuff, girls can be nasty things.
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y00tz fails again. killed it.
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@ y00tz
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/nopyo/Lol_owl.jpg)
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(http://i33.tinypic.com/262795i.jpg)
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For one second I thought I was in 4chan /b/
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sonic has an idea
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*wink wink*
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Well...
My school friend meet a girl while he was playing Warcraft 3.
We live in Quebec. the girl he meet was from Newfoundland. Then they kept playing together when they finally get together.
She moved to Quebec City to be the nearest as him as possible. when he told me that i said 3 things :
1- DUDE !!! You've meet her from a PC game ...
2- What the ... You'll see her only like twice a year because you live like 2-3 hours from where she does.
3- You took a risk by meeting her throught a PC game... She could be a real sorceress lvl 70 and kick your .... away...
They are still together...
*Flamer shot him*
-Flamer
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3 words............(and lots of !s)
get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Have to keep up the pictures trend!!!
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This kid can't possibly be serious.....
theSYNDIKATE will you be my dbgirlfriend i will fight for the honor of my clan and the honor of being your dpboyfriend do you accept my request
Are you f**king kidding me???!!!
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/me smacks solder with some humor....
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg)
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg)
lol! and is it just me or is the laptop in that pic really thick..
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(http://mahopa.de/bilder/funny-forum-pictures/no-hope-for-this-thread.jpg)
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(http://www.google.com/url?q=http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh172/jthees/lolcats/Serious-Cat-Joker.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHvBDYmfI55UzCPUv_ES4jtaIjQxg)
Btw, I laughed really hard at y00tz's post. XD
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/2pqqa6q.jpg)
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Now this is actually funny but the concept of speed increase when the air over top flows slower than air on the bottom blah blah blah i have been serious since my first post. I have gotten offers to join clans but when i send requsts they go unanswer. My friends that i get to see do not play computer games. i just want one who i can talk to online when i am kicking ass. What is better than a girlfriend even though there is o sex? NOT PORN for those who considered it If i have a girlfriend who i shoot people with than i am happy and for those that ridiculed me then do as u please. If you have friends, lady friends that you game with or play dp with are they not your dpgirlfriends?
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2pqqa6q.jpg)
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I support you in your quest for the perfect dp girlfriend.
At this point I would also like to put out my dp2 personal ad.
21/m/fl, former co-leader of #team_cc, looking for a a dp girl to call my own. We will 2v2 other dp2 couples and undoubtedly win.
Dibs on post..
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Well...
My school friend meet a girl while he was playing Warcraft 3.
Speaking of WoW...is this the girl you're talking about?
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6694/73767879nu7.jpg <-- PG-13, NSFW
3- You took a risk by meeting her throught a PC game... She could be a real sorceress lvl 70 and kick your .... away...
Ha! That's the LEAST of worries.
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this topic is absolutely killer.
What is better than a girlfriend even though there is o sex?
O sex? Is that like "a sex" or "v sex"?
o.O
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I think he meant NO
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Thanks, yeah thats what i meant
I think he meant NO
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sheesh, can't take a joke.... excuse me for not using the proper emoticon. ??? :o ::) :P :-X :-\ :'( :o ;D
i knew what he meant.
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Oh sorry. Everyone is getting serious and i thought i need to defend myself but yeah lol the right emoticon uhm well back to dp
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naw web its cool chill i wasnt really sure if you knew what he meant or not, lol so i was just giving a friendly tip.
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i'm chill, man :)
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Sonic, here's a little video I put together on tips of how to treat your dp girl (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
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Luckily, I was using my slow computer, the page title loaded before the video ;D
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uhm okay then treat my dpgirlfriend... we just going to shoot people and other stuff i think if she ever gets on
Sonic, here's a little video I put together on tips of how to treat your dp girl (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/1215203279831.jpg)
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/1215203279831.jpg)
AHAHA
Cola wins.
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/1215203279831.jpg)
cute :)
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tanx. i've gotten a few girls with that picture. hope it helps out the OP.
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yea! a diseased cannibal knawing the face off of another diseased rodent... thats adorable
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wow. way to ruin the moment.. :'(
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The search must continue!!! I am still looking for comrads to join i am walking this path who will walk with me? Our will can not be stoped, our goals are attainable, come with me come with us do not let yourself be alone join us in our search for a dp girlfriend join you will not be judged.
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SONICX! STOP BEING SO goshdarnED MELO DRAMATIC!!!
This has pretty much turned into a picutre and joke page...... I think your attempt failed...no offense.
By the way, CoLa does win, that pic is hilarious.
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If you are a 9 year old girl its funny...
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SONICX! STOP BEING SO goshdarnED MELO DRAMATIC!!!
Stop trying to steal his thunder. You can make your own thread!
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That would be funny but i dislike lying even for the sake of a joke...jk small jokes only. I am also sorry to say is yes i am extremely melodramatic cool you know what that means. Should check out my facebook my friends posted that on my notes. I am still searching my clan isn't very active so training with them is kinda tough.
If you are a 9 year old girl its funny...
the picture of me is on this page http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=5569.1600
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?? what are you trying to say?
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You set these forums ablaze with your carefully crafted, posts - nay, poetry. And today you have the audacity to claim these are nothing more than the ramblings of a melodramatic teenager filled with angst? Ha! I'm beginning to wonder if a concept even exists, sonicx059! If that is you're real name...
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If that is you're real name
Grammar. Sorry. I just burned through 4 SAT thick-books.
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LMAOA no comment i plea the fifth. Still on the hunt.
You set these forums ablaze with your carefully crafted, posts - nay, poetry. And today you have the audacity to claim these are nothing more than the ramblings of a melodramatic teenager filled with angst? Ha! I'm beginning to wonder if a concept even exists, sonicx059! If that is you're real name...
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You set these forums ablaze with your carefully crafted, posts - nay, poetry. And today you have the audacity to claim these are nothing more than the ramblings of a melodramatic teenager filled with angst? Ha! I'm beginning to wonder if a concept even exists, sonicx059! If that is you're real name...
That sounds really familiar...
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Grammar. Sorry. I just burned through 4 SAT thick-books.
maybe you should go back and read them over. it was correct the first time.
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he didn't change the quote from what yootz originally said, which was "you're" ... and "your" would be correct.
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Picking on the Grammar Jew?
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nah, helping him out ;)
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:)
No hard feelings y00tz
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"Did you just say y00tz?"
"Yes, your honor. Two y00tz."
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@ flip
Um...what? Care to explain?
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@ nopyo
no. someone will eventually.
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@ flip
Um...what? Care to explain?
My namesake, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1V-4boT_ts
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Video Unrelated, but cool: http://www.snotr.com/video/1574
I had an internet GF for two years right before I started playing DP. We got together playing trivia and scrabble on MSN ChatWorld. She told me she had cancer and would only live a few short years. We both became trivia game hosts and chat monitors together on MSN. She would never let me come see her EVER cause she claimed she looked so ill from the chemo and all. She spent over 60K in gift to me in those two years. One Thanksgiving I told her I didn't care how she looked or anything else, I was coming to see her and there was nothing she could do to stop me. Trapped in a corner, in a breakdown of hysteria and tears, she had no choice but to confess, "Keith, remember how I've always told you I was really sick and only weighed like 90 pounds?" "Well I AM really sick, but I weigh more like 380 pounds."
Well Christmas was coming and I certainly couldn't ruin it so I assured her I didn't care, but I couldn't come see her because I was in shock. After I received my kick ass car stereo, power amps, sub woofers, and brand new kick ass PC, I told her it was too much for me to handle and to never call me again.
Never heard from her again.
So, don't listen to what people say, THERE ARE GIRLS ON THE INTERWEB, they can just sometimes be huge deceiving walruses.
pic unrelated
(http://kcharron.net/stuff/img0703.jpg)
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My namesake, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1V-4boT_ts
Thank you.
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You have been to vinny school my man.
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She spent over 60K in gift to me in those two years.
This looks like delicious copypasta. I just can't find the sauces, so I must take it as completely legitimate. I must say, in this light, you are quite the e-gigolo. I wish to someday hit upon a similar reserve of treasure.
pic unrelated
save'd
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lol the story is completely true.
If she wouldn't have lied to me our relationship would have continued on, well, till she died of the cancer, then I would have been sad and lost.
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60K? Where'd she get all that money? Selling soap? ;)
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She was/is an advertising sales person for 5 radio stations and two tv stations in the Milwaukee, WI area.
No doubt she had lots of money.
Let's see if I can remember...
-Two computers complete with everything (top of the line back in the day).
-Huge wrap around oak computer desk.
-Alpine car stereo with two power amps, front and back Clarion speakers, box and 2 10" subs.
-Paid my phone bills because of the long distance charges for our daily calls.
-Fully outfitted me for fly fishing and bought me a trip to the mountains in North Georgia (Helen) to go trout fishing for a week on the Chattahoochee.
-Lots of cloths and shoes.
-Same day couriered me a winter coat when I was working out of town in Texas in Feb. and the temp. dropped into the 40's.
-Bought an advertisement on 96Rock(I think that's right) in Atlanta during the Grease Man's show telling me how much she loved me.
-Numerous tickets to concerts (mostly classical symphonies) and Falcons and Braves games. She got the sports tickets free I think because of her connections.
-Autographed football and jersey from Bret Favre (woopty doo gave them away).
-Oh yeah...she used to furnish the food and drinks for the LAN parties I started going to (playing the game Descent).
soooo much other stuff. She was pretty much buying me because she was hiding her big fat butt behind an even bigger fat lie.
I can't say it didn't hurt a good bit when I found out the truth. But, as many of you know, I am not a normal person. I can be, well, kind of extreme and twisted. So I bounced back quickly and started playing DP!!!
My sister was friends with her online before I met her. She sent my sister a picture of her a while after we split up. She was definitely a lot of woman.
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DPPB2: When alcohol just doesn't cut it.
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lol Well i guess it is time to end my quest. For those who rooted for me and those who booed i am still grateful. You acknowledge me in my search even though it was sad and foolish this quest and thread shall die. It will waste away into the lost pages of the other stuff and soon forgotten. But if there is one person out there that have suceeded then i am happy for you. If there are those that will still llook for their dg girlfriend then be happy just hope they are not hiding behind a lie that is bigger than them. Like they don't play dp. oh well the end.
DPPB2: When alcohol just doesn't cut it.
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The thread may die, but sonix059 will be forever chiseled into history as the person that openly solicited for a DP girlfriend through the forums.
EPIC THREAD
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