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Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Privateer on June 13, 2009, 10:28:45 PM
On this topic I will post a short joke, story, funny picture or video every day for... awhile  ;). If you want to comment, or have jokes of your own, go ahead and post. Be sure to check back every day...

 :D
Title: June 13th: Sprint Crime Deterrent
Post by: Privateer on June 13, 2009, 10:30:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDKrK3uJgg&NR=1
Title: June 14th: Caveman mailing system
Post by: Privateer on June 14, 2009, 11:35:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Set-r53xvBI&feature=related
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Rocky on June 14, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: lilb990 on June 14, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥

LMFAO
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Kyuuchi on June 14, 2009, 12:46:19 PM
LMFAO
+1
Title: June 15th: Dumb Laws
Post by: Privateer on June 14, 2009, 11:00:25 PM
Did you know...

These are actual laws from the state of Texas:


When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

And from Houston Texas:

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.


ahaha, but...

To be fair to the Texans, lets look at a few more from somewhere else. I live in Nebraska, so here are a couple:

In Nebraska it is Illegal to go whale fishing.

And in the city of Lehigh NE, it is illegal to sell donut holes!



One more, Colorado is known for its mountains, snow, cold, and SKIING! Yet in the town of Vail Colorado did you know that it is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope? Good thing I don't ski!


lol
enjoy!       ;D



Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: fasian on June 15, 2009, 03:39:08 AM
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
Just in case you get hit on the street. =]
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RiDe on June 16, 2009, 12:18:03 AM
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: fasian on June 16, 2009, 03:18:36 AM
hahaha nice one ride.
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: lilb990 on June 16, 2009, 08:46:59 AM
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!

XD lol
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Privateer on June 16, 2009, 09:44:17 AM
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!

I am a tournament chess player, good one!
Title: June 16th: McDonalds Rap
Post by: Privateer on June 16, 2009, 09:51:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q&NR=1
Title: June 17th: Bumper Sticker
Post by: Privateer on June 17, 2009, 01:14:26 PM
Sorry it took me so long to post today
Title: June 18th: Monty Python Office Sketch
Post by: Privateer on June 18, 2009, 07:02:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4khXkE5gEI&NR=1

lol
Title: June 19th: Nada
Post by: Privateer on June 19, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
Sorry everyone, I was gone all day almost, will post tomorrow.
Title: June 20th: Beauty without brains is worthless
Post by: Privateer on June 20, 2009, 03:20:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHX2mvFVQMs&feature=related
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RoBbIe on June 20, 2009, 03:39:47 PM
Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny ^^ Well i like the idea of the post, i think the random funny topic is good enough, But i think it needs to be funner, like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RoBbIe on June 20, 2009, 03:51:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-1mla0LeU&feature=related FTW!!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5v8&feature=related
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Privateer on June 20, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny
Actually I realized that myself, also the fact that I was the only one posting lol. But I had one or two good ideas, then ran out. I often just quickly post something regretting I had started this thread, that is why they aren't very funny, the first thing that comes along... Will try to take more time. (At least people liked the dumb laws post)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RoBbIe on June 20, 2009, 09:39:08 PM
Actually I realized that myself, also the fact that I was the only one posting lol. But I had one or two good ideas, then ran out. I often just quickly post something regretting I had started this thread, that is why they aren't very funny, the first thing that comes along... Will try to take more time. (At least people liked the dumb laws post)

Ill try to help you out. If i dont see something you posted is funny ill post and if you havent posted ill post, when i can
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Privateer on June 20, 2009, 10:26:56 PM
Thanks, only one thing: Keep it acceptable for any 8-year olds that might read it. Along the lines of people helping each other out on jokes, I have this dream of one day running a clan (maybe just for a month or two) called The Comedians, and regardless of playing ability, we have the funniest players there! lol
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: jitspoe on June 22, 2009, 01:44:03 AM
There's already a random funny stuff thread, so perhaps the youtube links should go in there.  If you're going to do a daily joke thread, you should post actual jokes...

Here's a bad one to get things rolling.

Q: What do vegan zombies go after?

A: GrRrRaaAAAaIiIiinNNnnSsSSSss
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Fuzz Ball on June 22, 2009, 05:18:13 AM
Someone told me a REALLY bad pickup line:

Q: How heavy is a polar bear?

A: Heavy enough to break the ice.

Really lame but had to match jitspoe's
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: paintwaster on June 22, 2009, 07:48:26 AM
this guy went to the doctors office with a stick of celorie in one ear and a banana in the other and a pinapple up his nose he asked the doctor, "whats wrong with me?" and the doctor said "its obvious your not eating properly"
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Privateer on June 22, 2009, 08:25:13 AM
Someone told me a REALLY bad pickup line:

Q: How heavy is a polar bear?

A: Heavy enough to break the ice.
That is really funny because I was in a debate league this past year, and that was suggested as a cross-examination question.

paintwaster here is another:
    A man goes to the doctor's office with a guitar... AROUND HIS NECK! He explains that he was serenading his senorita. The doctor responds "Look on the bright side... At least you don't play the piano!"

Do we want one a day?
or just all jokes, how should we run this?




Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
    ~ Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RoBbIe on June 22, 2009, 10:38:34 AM
I got a pretty bad pickup line

Q. Did you fart

A. Cause you just blew me away

heres another

Q. Is that a keg in you pants

A. cause id tap it
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: sonicx059 on June 24, 2009, 01:43:25 PM
I got a pretty bad pickup line

Q. Did you fart

A. Cause you just blew me away

heres another

Q. Is that a keg in you pants

A. cause id tap it
robbie that's so not acceptable for little eight year olds shame on you. :) lol
Not sure if i should call this a joke or not but its a true story.
Survey of the science professor give us test. Before we take the test he tell us not think outside the box but more on the edge or inside the box for the test. The test is only five questions long. He then tell us that a bunch of kindergartners took the test and got 4/5 right. We took the test and a lucky few myself included got 1/5 right. An entire class failed the test.