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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: Privateer on June 13, 2009, 10:28:45 PM
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On this topic I will post a short joke, story, funny picture or video every day for... awhile ;). If you want to comment, or have jokes of your own, go ahead and post. Be sure to check back every day...
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjDKrK3uJgg&NR=1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Set-r53xvBI&feature=related
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/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥
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/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥
LMFAO
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LMFAO
+1
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Did you know...
These are actual laws from the state of Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
And from Houston Texas:
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
ahaha, but...
To be fair to the Texans, lets look at a few more from somewhere else. I live in Nebraska, so here are a couple:
In Nebraska it is Illegal to go whale fishing.
And in the city of Lehigh NE, it is illegal to sell donut holes!
One more, Colorado is known for its mountains, snow, cold, and SKIING! Yet in the town of Vail Colorado did you know that it is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope? Good thing I don't ski!
lol
enjoy! ;D
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No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
Just in case you get hit on the street. =]
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I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!
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hahaha nice one ride.
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I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!
XD lol
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I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!
I am a tournament chess player, good one!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q&NR=1
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Sorry it took me so long to post today
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4khXkE5gEI&NR=1
lol
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Sorry everyone, I was gone all day almost, will post tomorrow.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHX2mvFVQMs&feature=related
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Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny ^^ Well i like the idea of the post, i think the random funny topic is good enough, But i think it needs to be funner, like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-1mla0LeU&feature=related FTW!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5v8&feature=related
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Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny
Actually I realized that myself, also the fact that I was the only one posting lol. But I had one or two good ideas, then ran out. I often just quickly post something regretting I had started this thread, that is why they aren't very funny, the first thing that comes along... Will try to take more time. (At least people liked the dumb laws post)
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Actually I realized that myself, also the fact that I was the only one posting lol. But I had one or two good ideas, then ran out. I often just quickly post something regretting I had started this thread, that is why they aren't very funny, the first thing that comes along... Will try to take more time. (At least people liked the dumb laws post)
Ill try to help you out. If i dont see something you posted is funny ill post and if you havent posted ill post, when i can
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Thanks, only one thing: Keep it acceptable for any 8-year olds that might read it. Along the lines of people helping each other out on jokes, I have this dream of one day running a clan (maybe just for a month or two) called The Comedians, and regardless of playing ability, we have the funniest players there! lol
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There's already a random funny stuff thread, so perhaps the youtube links should go in there. If you're going to do a daily joke thread, you should post actual jokes...
Here's a bad one to get things rolling.
Q: What do vegan zombies go after?
A: GrRrRaaAAAaIiIiinNNnnSsSSSss
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Someone told me a REALLY bad pickup line:
Q: How heavy is a polar bear?
A: Heavy enough to break the ice.
Really lame but had to match jitspoe's
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this guy went to the doctors office with a stick of celorie in one ear and a banana in the other and a pinapple up his nose he asked the doctor, "whats wrong with me?" and the doctor said "its obvious your not eating properly"
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Someone told me a REALLY bad pickup line:
Q: How heavy is a polar bear?
A: Heavy enough to break the ice.
That is really funny because I was in a debate league this past year, and that was suggested as a cross-examination question.
paintwaster here is another:
A man goes to the doctor's office with a guitar... AROUND HIS NECK! He explains that he was serenading his senorita. The doctor responds "Look on the bright side... At least you don't play the piano!"
Do we want one a day?
or just all jokes, how should we run this?
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
~ Ronald Reagan
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I got a pretty bad pickup line
Q. Did you fart
A. Cause you just blew me away
heres another
Q. Is that a keg in you pants
A. cause id tap it
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I got a pretty bad pickup line
Q. Did you fart
A. Cause you just blew me away
heres another
Q. Is that a keg in you pants
A. cause id tap it
robbie that's so not acceptable for little eight year olds shame on you. :) lol
Not sure if i should call this a joke or not but its a true story.
Survey of the science professor give us test. Before we take the test he tell us not think outside the box but more on the edge or inside the box for the test. The test is only five questions long. He then tell us that a bunch of kindergartners took the test and got 4/5 right. We took the test and a lucky few myself included got 1/5 right. An entire class failed the test.