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Title: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: GreenAffairz on April 03, 2007, 12:52:29 AM
Heres a great log from the private ch1ll channel back in the day, i was afk at the time but yea its pretty funny and you might learn something for it :)

Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 03, 2007, 12:59:12 AM
Random Mp3 01-senses_fail-american_death_(demo)-fnx.mp3

What is that a demo from and where can I get it.

On another point - lmfao.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2007, 01:06:06 AM
<SkateR> a 475lb WoW playing girl is telling a 400lb gorilla how to pick up chicks
<SkateR> ITS NOT FUNNY

Talk about rude..
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 03, 2007, 01:09:18 AM
jesus christ i just read this all the way through.
meddling glorious.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 03, 2007, 08:08:44 AM
LMAO....
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: XtremeBain on April 03, 2007, 09:06:44 AM
Random Mp3 01-senses_fail-american_death_(demo)-fnx.mp3
That's on the Senses Fail - Let It Enfold You bonus DVD.  They've got acoustic tracks of Buried a Lie, Lady in a Blue Dress, and Rum is for Drinking, Not Burning on there too.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 03, 2007, 12:05:30 PM
oh wow. i've had it all along. nice. ty bain.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: S8NSSON on April 03, 2007, 01:10:38 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I just witnessed SOCIAL INTERNET SUICIDE

That chick said some true stuff. DID YOU LISTEN TO ANY OF IT????
Quote
<ARRMATEY> one thing you have to remember
<ARRMATEY> is to not seem desperate
You just literally blew that out of the water by having that conversation in public.

It's attitude and confidence, period, end of story.

An easy way to develop a successful attitude & confidence is to look around you, see what the women slayers are doing, and try to mimic what they do without blatantly becoming a clone.

You can also do certain things to draw attention to yourself (in a good way). Exploit your talents. I was a good musician, joined a band, chicks everywhere. But they were all sexually promiscuous persons. So you have to be content in the fact that you are going to get what you ask for.

Be a playah, get sexually promiscuous persons.
If you're looking for love and the perfect woman "for you" you just need to clean yourself up, be yourself, be confident that you are the best you you can be, and "your girl" will come along eventually.

My advice, learn to be a playah, to talk the talk and walk the walk. You will draw in the sexually promiscuous persons for good times, and it's always easy to dip out of the playah front if you come across that perfect girl.

Look for Ms. Right, and have fun with Ms. Wrong while you wait.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: JOE on April 03, 2007, 01:11:05 PM
yeah so i just read over that and apparently im doing exactly what iwas told and now im swimming  knee deep in vagina. lovley
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 03, 2007, 01:25:31 PM
/me begins humping Joe's knee!!  *Smirk*
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: S8NSSON on April 03, 2007, 01:39:15 PM
a good hefty club, a fast getaway fan, and a secluded hideaway will always work for you!
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: JOE on April 03, 2007, 02:14:43 PM
a good hefty club, a fast getaway fan, and a secluded hideaway will always work for you!

my thoughts exactly
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 03, 2007, 03:22:27 PM
Picasso i thought u were perfectly content with your Jim Beam Black blow up doll  :o
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 03, 2007, 05:25:44 PM
yeah so i just read over that and apparently im doing exactly what iwas told and now im swimming  knee deep in vagina. lovley

hahahahahahahhahahAHahhahahahahha
hahahahahahahahhaha
hahahahha.

*breathe*

HAHAHAHHAHA.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: jitspoe on April 03, 2007, 05:58:33 PM
ARRMATEY is female?
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Dirty_Taco on April 03, 2007, 07:27:02 PM
i think theres enough things said in that log that very few women would say (much less women that play a computer game) that provide further evidence that jade is a dude posing as a chick (not that any of us doubted it before anyway).
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 03, 2007, 07:34:59 PM
i think theres enough things said in that log that very few women would say (much less women that play a computer game) that provide further evidence that jade is a dude posing as a chick (not that any of us doubted it before anyway).

the return of ICP.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Dirty_Taco on April 03, 2007, 07:35:57 PM
digi. Pak9 is a hot gurl ok?
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: SkateR on April 03, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
Don't forget queenie ^_^
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 03, 2007, 09:41:11 PM
i think theres enough things said in that log that very few women would say (much less women that play a computer game) that provide further evidence that jade is a dude posing as a chick (not that any of us doubted it before anyway).

I'm not listening to you...  You, along with Smokey, thought Blondie was a dude when in fact she's one of the most fun loving if not the hottest lil ladies playing this game...  (Gimme a cut of that $250,000 a year you make a year Ash LMAO!!)

LOL  No seriously...  Ashley is simply fun as hell and is most likely eating up all the attention the DP comm gives her.

FYI Sweet Ashley, Who do you think is typing all this??  That's right, My JBB Blow up Doll!! OOO Hooo Talk about Rawkin my world!

S8N and Joe, who are you referring to with the club??   

Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 04, 2007, 12:24:33 AM
That did come out all wrong LOL.. I meant that he'll never experience being a person of class with his present line of thinking but to play it safe I'll blame Jimmy BB.

Ash, your a s s hairs are blonde too??  OOooo Weee

/me awaits tha portraits.

LOL Spook!!  You wrote the crap now I have'ta go read it... Wow I'm wiped out!!
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Spook on April 04, 2007, 12:35:01 AM
got deleted anyway
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 04, 2007, 09:00:33 AM
Quoting Picasoo:
I'm not listening to you...  You, along with Smokey, thought Blondie was a dude when in fact she's one of the most fun loving if not the hottest lil ladies playing this game..


I'm fairly sure we'll see Picasso on MSNBC's to catch a predator once they roll into his town.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 09:04:22 AM
Rofl...you can never trust anyone now a days...
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 09:11:26 AM
<Lunatic> what about swining in like Tarzan, and asking if she wants to be my jane
<Lunatic> swinging*
<Lunatic> that'd be pretty sick
<ARRMATEY> id tell you to take your monkey as* back where you came from
<Lunatic> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Lunatic> burn.


hahaha lmao
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 04, 2007, 09:23:27 AM
Pedophile? I'm fairly sure Picasso is one of those people we'll see on MSNBC's to catch a predator once they roll into his town.

Once again you've demonstrated your inability to comprehend the basic English language along with your apparent need for attention by making childish remarks like the one above in hopes you're funny... YOU'RE Definately NOT Y2J!

#1.  Ashley is 22 years old therfore your'e immature "pedophilia" sling has no merit so stuff that where the sun don't shine.
#2.  She is a good friend to me and I'm not trying to pick up on her.  (joking with her does NOT mean I'm trying to hook up with her.)
#3.  I'm too old for her and would most definately have a heart attack if I we were to hook up...
#4.  I hate to disappoint all you lil hard "penis" mo fos but Ashley is engaged to a very good MAN.

Rofl...you can never trust anyone now a days...

Ummm thanks...
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 10:11:14 AM
**Picasso** i was kidding =]
I know your not a *Pedophile*
Just like I'm not a *prepubescent* little boy ROFL

It's all these immature kids that are just figuring out what a PENIS is...and the only boobs ya ll have ever seen was your mothers since their since she only quit breast feeding you 2 days ago. You feel the need to write comments for attention. and the funny thing is we could all give a sh*t about what other people write. I laugh my as* off all the time at the immaturity levels. Spook is 16 he's one of the most intelligent kids I've ever chatted with. Why can't you be like him. You need to seriously grow up and even if you decide to you'll probably still need someone to put a *nipple* on your beer so you can drink it. 
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 04, 2007, 10:47:59 AM
#1 , it's still hilarious that you're like 40 with kids and "macking", as this log puts it so nicely, on girls online
#2 , joking no, but saying she is one of the hottest lil ladies, and most fun loving, and lord knows what else i've missed....
#3 , the fact that you take it right to hooking up scares me, and should scare others.
#4 , i'm not disappointed in the slightest, I think only you and spook are. (and probably skater)
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 04, 2007, 12:00:11 PM
#1 , it's still hilarious that you're like 40 with kids and "macking", as this log puts it so nicely, on girls online
#2 , joking no, but saying she is one of the hottest lil ladies, and most fun loving, and lord knows what else i've missed....
#3 , the fact that you take it right to hooking up scares me, and should scare others.
#4 , i'm not disappointed in the slightest, I think only you and spook are. (and probably skater)

Y2J what the heck.... you just keep adding in more false innuendo to further your little immature escapade.  Get a life kid and an education... you clearly need it.

#1.  I'll be 45 in May and yes I have 3 kids which I am raising by myself.  I don't date...  Haven't in over 4 years...  My kids are much more important to me and unlike many of you, I think with the head on my shoulders instead of the one in my pants.  Lastly, I AM NOT "Macking" Ashley... If you could read you would have figured that out with my previous post.

#2.  You simply "missed" all together Y2J,  Your comprehension skills are that of a 7 year old right now.  It's as simple as this... Ashley and I are friends via the internet... we cut up, joke, laugh and have a good time on the internet.  Just because I pay her a compliment while informing idiots who think she is a prepubescent boy that she is really a she, does not in anyway imply that I'm "trying to hook up with her."

#3.  The fact that you still can't read and insist on 3rd grade insults and are at this moment the most immature kid on the forum should be what scares you.

#4.  You most definitely should be ashamed of yourself...  I'm not disappointed in anything I've done because I haven't done anything wrong...  I am however, disappointed and disgusted with you.


-Ashley, you are right on the money... 
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
Picasso just Pwned everyone right there so don't even try to reply to it.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 04, 2007, 12:44:25 PM
yeah, straight up pwned.

and lord knows going to college and law school is not an education. please tell me how to properly get one?

and I was saying I wasn't disappointed that blondie is engaged, why should I be ashamed of myself? maybe you can't comprehend?
If I was disappointed every time a girl I don't know got engaged, I'd lead a sad, pitiful life, somewhat the likes of yours.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 12:59:18 PM
maybe y'all should just talk on the phone since ur obviously having communication issues rofl
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 01:10:08 PM
#4.  I hate to disappoint all you lil hard "penis" mo fos but Ashley is engaged to a very good MAN.


lol.. except you're the only one here saying SHES DA SWEETEST SWEETIE PIE APPLE IN MY EYE KUTIE PATUTIE IN DP. It's ok.. I would be hitting on girls in their 20's on a digital paint forum too in your shoes.

=//

jk your wife is probably a hotty.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 01:12:22 PM
Picasso just Pwned everyone right there so don't even try to reply to it.

Ya y0 PwANNed 2 DA MaX. Lmfao. moron. You really are a 'blondie'.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 01:13:30 PM
<SkateR> a 475lb WoW playing girl is telling a 400lb gorilla how to pick up chicks
<SkateR> ITS NOT FUNNY

Talk about rude..

lmfao
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 01:33:56 PM
lmao your real cool
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: PiCaSSo on April 04, 2007, 01:36:38 PM
yeah, straight up pwned.

and lord knows going to college and law school is not an education. please tell me how to properly get one?

and I was saying I wasn't disappointed that blondie is engaged, why should I be ashamed of myself? maybe you can't comprehend?
If I was disappointed every time a girl I don't know got engaged, I'd lead a sad, pitiful life, somewhat the likes of yours.

Whooops, Ya got me on #4... My apologies.

Am I reading that right?? You're going to college and law school then you come on here acting like you are in this thread??

The one truthful thing you said is "lord knows" and trust me... he does. :)

Oh Blondie dalin LOL, ignore dogfart, he's not even worthy of a reply...   ;D ;D ;D

Have a great day...  I'm off ta work!

Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 01:38:00 PM
later chunks


************************NOOBY FUK*******************************

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Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 01:39:25 PM
im sorry picasso i gotta laugh at that RoFL
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Smokey on April 04, 2007, 01:40:27 PM
I'm sorry, I just would expect a 22 year old to have the ability to type/speak English without that many spelling/grammatical errors.

Also, the only girls who play online games are emo, overweight or in need of attention.

Thanks.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Dirty_Taco on April 04, 2007, 01:50:03 PM
lets thank digi/y2j for saying what we've all been thinking.

Oh and Y2J good luck with those 7 year old comprehension skills at Stetson university.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 02:00:04 PM
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5743/327900259lll5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

aww how cute smokey is LMAO
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: S8NSSON on April 04, 2007, 02:02:34 PM
Wanna cyber?
anyone? anyone legal, that is?
I give good chat!
Male or female, mouse or moose, doesn't matter!

I like girls that are incapacitated in the hospital, does that make me a medophiliac?
If you're in traction, I want action!
If you can't move a muscle, I'm ready to hustle.
Paralyzed to the chin, i want in!

If Blondie is really who's in them pictures on her myspace I couldn't blame Picasso for hitting on her.
I'm 43. If I wasn't married I'd try hitting it once or twice, heck yeah man! /me puts on his wizard hat and robe BABY!!!

If gaming at 40 is pathetic, that's me!
If being 40 and wanting to bone a slender tight smooth young 20-something year old is pathetic, that's me (cept i'm HAPPILY MARRIED so forget that).

When you youngins get to be 40 and you're looking over at you wrinkled up, stretched out, drooping to her knees, tummy hiding her business wife/girlfriend/potential date your age, and then look over at that hot 24 year old behind the counter at the department store that doesn't have a single wrinkle on her entire body, which are you going to yearn for? Tell me you'd take the old bag and i'll call you a liar.

lol...speaking of being 40...
People always saying to me, "look at you gaming at 40, that's pathetic." What's funny is, i've lived the wild life, i'm married, have a child, am fairly what you might call settled down. I have the time to "game." What I have to ask is what are some of you kids that are in the prime of your adolescent lives doing spending 40+ hours a week gaming when you should be out hammering women like you're driving nails to build a house. I'm 40. I plant gardens and play online game. What's your excuses?

Get off the age thing, everyone, you'll lose.

Weeeee this is fun.
I'm half retarded and wierd anyways. So I don't fit the mold of a 43 year old person anyways.

But the offer still stands...cyber anyone?.......of legal age teehee!

dorks, the lot of you.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: blaa on April 04, 2007, 02:09:32 PM
Indeed, I saw spook having more than 100 hours of gaming activity one week. Im sure he isnt hammering girls like nails.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 02:10:22 PM
Don't worry S8N, it's more of the online hitting on girls then the age thing. Anyone will tell you that I always make fun of any person trying to hit on a girl online, and especially in DP. The age thing just makes it more humerous. Hitting on a girl 'behind the counter at a department store' is a completely differently story. If you're married and doing that then you're a pimp. LO1lo!!LO1l
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Smokey on April 04, 2007, 02:16:41 PM
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5743/327900259lll5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

aww how cute smokey is LMAO
I am, no need to be told. Imaging if i was 12 then, how cute I am now.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: S8NSSON on April 04, 2007, 02:22:43 PM
GAK...been there.
Dated a girl ONLINE for two years back in '95.
She was 5'10 98lbs dieing of ovarian cancer...UNTIL...I demanded to come see her, no matter how sickly she might look, and she turned out to be 5'10" 380lbs, BUT STILL claimed to have cancer and been through TWO CHEMO TREATMENTS.

So I asked her, as serious as I could manage, "If you're 380 NOW after two full chemo treatments, were you like 900lbs before the chemo?"
She didn't answer, just cried as I hung the phone up on her for ever.

The cybering was still top notch though. Shame I had to ruin it. She was rich too...sent me over 30K worth of stuff over a 2year period.
I could still be with her today raking in the dough having never seen her, her always being on the verge of a sickly cancer death.
That might just have been the perfect relationship...darnIT...what was her number again...darn!
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Dirty_Taco on April 04, 2007, 02:24:15 PM
lol i apologize S8N but this just made me laugh

Quote
and she turned out to be 5'10" 380lbs

Jade?
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 02:24:46 PM
okay thats just weird . .
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 02:24:52 PM
lol.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: S8NSSON on April 04, 2007, 02:30:08 PM
weird supreme sweety!
no one round here is normal
some just wish to hide it
I DON'T...i just say KMAMF
I am me...get over it.
A few people have met me in RL...i'm not a bad dude...or am i hiding it in real life?
hmmm I think i'm freaking me out now.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: BLONDIE on April 04, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
Well it's definitely a good thing to be different no one likes an ordinary boring person. You live in Georgia right...is that you leaving me all those weird phone calls on my answering machine LMAO  j/p
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 04, 2007, 03:04:19 PM
Indeed, I saw spook having more than 100 hours of gaming activity one week. Im sure he isnt hammering girls like nails.
ahahahha. i love blaa right now.

lets thank digi/y2j for saying what we've all been thinking.

Oh and Y2J good luck with those 7 year old comprehension skills at Stetson university.
HOOKED ON PHONICS WORKED FOR ME IT CAN WORK FOR YOU
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 03:05:22 PM
(http://www.knitemare.org/cats/serious_cat.jpg)
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: Y2J on April 04, 2007, 03:09:37 PM
that cat will intercourse your excrement up.
Title: Re: How To Pick Up Women[Nice Log]
Post by: dogbert on April 04, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
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