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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Oldschool Reunion 2013
« on: January 06, 2013, 03:33:57 PM »
Sorry I couldn't make it, was out of town.
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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Why do you like this game?
« on: October 22, 2006, 12:17:14 PM »
I had to listen to pro-tee female dog and whine that I should move from qwpb to q2dp for almost two weeks, so after enduring that and caving in I decided to stay because no one gives a reach-around like Knack.
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Mapping / Re: New Shazz map please
« on: October 21, 2006, 10:32:50 PM »
bah, I dont want to hear it. QBalls used midnight and every clan but er33t boogered. Its all a matter of familiarity with maps and playing styles, so certain clans pick some maps over others.. I could go into detail, but there are enough flames on this forum, so I'll leave it up to someone else.
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Warhead
« on: October 11, 2006, 08:31:52 AM »
I got banned from irc once for laughing at toms exceptionally small penis.. thats about it.
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: theWEJ
« on: October 05, 2006, 08:07:04 PM »If you're looking for and using hacks, you aren't innocent. I sent you a PM, btw.
Exactly. They deserved what they got.
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: cheated?
« on: October 02, 2006, 10:33:06 PM »
Wow, thats as lame as J0E.
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Other Stuff / Re: DVD movie backups
« on: October 02, 2006, 10:30:50 PM »
I havent seen either movie, soon wouldnt know.
I got mine off of piratebay.org, a bittorrent site.
I got mine off of piratebay.org, a bittorrent site.
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Other Stuff / Re: DVD movie backups
« on: October 02, 2006, 10:38:54 AM »
The bad reviews was that they openly stated on their packaging and information on their site that the program can circumvent nearly all cd protection to copy cds/dvds.
MPAA/RIAA had a fit and sued them and won, but its still a great program. I got a netflix membership and I havent gotten one movie I couldn't copy.
MPAA/RIAA had a fit and sued them and won, but its still a great program. I got a netflix membership and I havent gotten one movie I couldn't copy.
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Other Stuff / Re: noob behaviour
« on: October 02, 2006, 10:35:58 AM »
Joe always knows what to say to turn me on.
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Other Stuff / Re: Joke Only Thread!
« on: October 01, 2006, 11:15:15 PM »
Police Comment Transcriptions
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car
videos around the country...
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And ... THE BEST ONE!
#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car
videos around the country...
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And ... THE BEST ONE!
#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Jigsaw - modified content
« on: September 27, 2006, 10:58:51 PM »I don't allow screenshots that promote cheating. Posting screenshots of modified content on acebots to "show it off" would fall under that category. They would probably just be deleted, though. Jigsaw posted a screenshot like this before, had it deleted and was warned, yet he continued to use the modified content online, so a ban was necessary.
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Other Stuff / Re: I suck at life, because...`
« on: September 27, 2006, 11:31:46 AM »
I believe he is in some sexually promiscuous personhouse in Tijuana with the clap.
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Jigsaw - modified content
« on: September 27, 2006, 09:20:12 AM »I don't mean posting it on the forums, but showing people on irc or something.
How is that different?
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Resolved Help & Support / Re: Video Capture
« on: September 26, 2006, 07:44:51 PM »
Use fraps. If you already have made the demo, just setup fraps to record, and play the demo.
http://www.fraps.com/
http://www.fraps.com/
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Jigsaw - modified content
« on: September 26, 2006, 04:27:46 PM »
I got yelled at for using solid glowbright skins back in 2000 or so, and was told it was cheating, but I think that was posted on the old forums.. its just common sense.
Anything used/modified that will give you any kind of advantage, outside what is already provided in the game, is/would be considered cheating.
Don't you ever listen to your mother kate? If someone jumps off of a bridge, it doesn't mean you should too.
Anything used/modified that will give you any kind of advantage, outside what is already provided in the game, is/would be considered cheating.
Don't you ever listen to your mother kate? If someone jumps off of a bridge, it doesn't mean you should too.
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: theWEJ
« on: September 26, 2006, 04:21:23 PM »
Thats what I was thinkin.. gg tom.
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Other Stuff / Re: Killer Kangas
« on: September 26, 2006, 03:47:08 PM »
Thats hilarious. Its gone from cows with guns to kangaroos with heat-seeking missiles. Whats next, sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their head? Oh wait..
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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Jigsaw - modified content
« on: September 26, 2006, 03:41:28 PM »Rudy, Jigsaw, I know there's gotta be more though.
CRASH, as well.