Author Topic: Top 10 Reasons (Read 5761 times)

b00nlander · « **on:** August 25, 2005, 11:58:06 AM »

TOP 10 Reasons for being Canadian:

1) It beats being American
2) Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3) You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4) Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5) Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6) Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
7) A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
8) Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
9) Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house with their skins
10) Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
10a) Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10b, d, e you get it, eh? Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

KnacK · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:16:39 PM »

Looks like you need come pay us a visit in Texas.....boy...

BigT · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:51:33 PM »

Hah http://www.negativepositive.org/intercourse-canada.html
ole! that is all

Edit: (intercourse) switch that word -"It wasn't EVEN the Canadians that burned the White House. It was the British. The Canadians fought alongside the British in the War of 1812, but it wasn't them who burned the White House."

Murdock · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2005, 06:51:06 PM »

Alright, I'll bite.

Top Ten Reasons Why America > Canada

10 ) The song isn't called "Canada the Beautiful"
9 ) We know the difference between Ham and Bacon
8 ) The Eagle is far superior national animal than the Beaver.
7 ) We managed to get rid of the French.
6 ) Territories? Ministers? States and Presidents, biatch!
5 ) Disney, Einstein, Gates, Ford, Presley, Spielberg, Wright, etc
4 ) Football and Baseball kick Hockey's butt
3 ) We don't end every sentence in "eh?"
2 ) We can defend ourselves and start some stuffe if need be.

And the #1 reason is...

1 ) It doesn't matter what I say here, because I'm an American, and American's are always right!

Eiii · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:13:31 PM »

Guess what! If we go any further into this, we'll start a huge flame war that will result in someone getting mad and possibly leaving forever. Both contries are good and bad. Now shut up.

IronFist · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:20:05 PM »

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Cobo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:42:20 PM »

SdC.Captin · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:44:19 PM »

haha

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bitmate · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:33:56 AM »

Quote from: Murdock on August 25, 2005, 06:51:06 PM

5 ) Disney, Einstein, Gates, Ford, Presley, Spielberg, Wright, etc

I think Einstein was a German .....

Eiii · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2005, 12:14:04 PM »

Murdock · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:00:59 PM »

Quote from: bitmate on August 26, 2005, 04:33:56 AM

Quote from: Murdock on August 25, 2005, 06:51:06 PM
5 ) Disney, Einstein, Gates, Ford, Presley, Spielberg, Wright, etc

I think Einstein was a German .....

Well, he became a U.S. citizen in 1940, so maybe not 100% American, but close enough.

Eiii · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:14:44 PM »

Yeah, we did have him.

loial21 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:22:51 AM »

To bad we did have him for 400,000 +

*edit Human lives lost..Note I know he was a caring person, that makes it more intercoursed uped

God Bless America we Won? I dont blame us for having him.

Back on topic.

I was a Jr. League STL Blue that played against some hard ass canadians in my junior league (87-90)Joslyn and older brother Claude,they were staying with a semi-foster family in my "hood" .No point to this one but be careful who you piss off in a hockey game. Ask Daren Draper.

Summation and new topic CRaZy CanADianS

Any true hockey friend knows which brothers I am talking "aboooot"

Funny thing is we used to tuant them "Oh Lame a duh we spit on thee" .

In return we got the best they had.

Which turned out to be a great laughter on thier end... dump and bumb the stupid americans ;()

*******EDIT********

bLAME cANaDA

Eiii · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2005, 03:53:34 AM »

Uhhhh...

Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...

loial21 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2005, 09:28:16 PM »

Quote from: eiii on August 27, 2005, 03:53:34 AM

Uhhhh...

Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...

tis a hockey thing

Eiii · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:02:49 PM »

Incoherent babbling?

loial21 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:50:36 PM »

to you perhaps

Eiii · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2005, 07:39:44 PM »

The more you talk, the less sence you work.

IronFist · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2005, 08:46:31 PM »

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Eiii · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2005, 08:48:56 PM »