Depression... what to me to do?

[Eiii]

Your first problem is: Don't ask for therapeutic advice on a forum that I reside on.

Fixed.

Looks like /b/ is following jits around, too.

[pinobot]

I'd recommend the assault rifle as a starting weapon.  It has a good balance for close range and distance combat.  Remember to aim for the head as it does 1.5x's the damage. 

Never aim for the head, its a small target and if your rifle is set for distance and the object is close you'll miss the target completely.

[Spook]

just use the meddling penetrator! Nail his fatass to the WALL!

[DeFAulT]

who uses guns? a combat kick to the face solves all problems!!!!

[TinMan]

...we need to start a FEAR Addicts Anonymous in our town now, don't we? 

[DeFAulT]

can't stop... so much ownage....................

[Spook]

FEAR helps with depression... once you nail a guys face to a wall with a 10 inch steel nail, then everything in your life becomes good again.