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Title: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 11, 2014, 09:00:12 PM
Don't ask me how this came into my head, because I honestly don't know how it did. But, for some reason, I felt that people have their favorite sayings. So, for DP, let's hear your favorite quote!

Please include (if possible) the author, the quote, and the link to the quote. I will add them to the quotes list below. Don't worry, the quotes can be from anywhere, not just on these forums. No inappropriate ones please.

Here's mine: ;D
Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener
BUTT MAN!

*PFFT*

*PBLLTT*

*FFWWBPBTT*

Oh, I'll make a list of them so they're all in one place. ;)

QUOTES LIST

LaZeRs: "Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener BUTT MAN! *PFFT* *PBLLTT* *FFWWBPBTT* (http://Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener BUTT MAN! *PFFT* *PBLLTT* *FFWWBPBTT*)" -jitspoe
FusSioN: "Don't underestimate me, or you will be." -FusSioN
FusSioN: "You mess with the best, you die like the rest!" -FusSioN
thai: "Go chew on a bomb." (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=23351.msg214910#msg214910) -ViciouZ
omni: "Please, autographs after the show!" -omni
satan-smurf: "Thoughts of suicide have got me through a bad night." -Albert Camus
pvtjimmy: "That's what she said! (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=20965.0)" -jitspoe
MaTzeMR: "I can suck my own. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ36FPTJT2I)" -Tré Cool
BASEBALLDUDE: "And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!" -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
BASEBALLDUDE: "There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it — that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!" -Mario Savio
Clipz: "F*ck the police." -NWA
Clipz: "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." -The Godfather
not_payl_obviously: "This thread is pointless. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26910.msg244598#msg244598)" -not_payl_obviously
lukip: "You is hacks." -[uKn]hayabusa
Cameron: "3.When yur jumping around, thats dangerous. You could get owned. Throw a grenade. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14749.msg144645#msg144645)" -Zakrokx
Aveiro: "Your mom is sux." -Adek33
Aveiro: "Made my no hobbys." -Bundy
Aveiro: "Use google tradutor pls." -xico
Aveiro: "I saw it on redtube." -MarawaNa
Aveiro: "I heard is same as fapping." -f3l1x
Aveiro: "Yeah, f3l1x is in singleplayer mode." -eXitus
Aveiro: "Aveiro get a liver." -xL
Aveiro: "Say never never." Gimbel
JordanMRichards: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." -Jesus
ViciouZ: "V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php)" -Five Commandments of Discordianism
ToXiiC: "You can't even get your dik up, let alone get the money to pay for your cheap hookers. Stay fat br0, stay fat." -capo
ToXiiC: "I'm the best." -ToXiiC
ToXiiC: "GoML." -ToXiiC
ToXiiC: "We all know Google is massively spying on us. They know pretty much everything about us. I therefore think the search results are pretty accurate. Google must have thought he was looking for some serious unscrewing. However, nobody can get unscrewed without being screwed before. Google also knows Jitspoe has way too much body hair to ever get screwed, so this is what he came up with. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26545.msg239784#msg239784)" -pvtjimmy
LaZeRs: "Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes? (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26910.msg244617#msg244617)" -Clipz
ToXiiC: "It is called "advantage". MyeRs will be so tired that he cannot shoot my butt. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26359.msg242980#msg242980)" -FusSioN
ToXiiC: "Nice troll toxic. It gets my seal of approval. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26879.msg244314#msg244314)" -not_payl_obviously
ToXiiC: "Lmao toxiic you've managed to state the obvious twice and turn a feature request into a flame thread...great job. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=12414.msg238334#msg238334)" -Wasp
pvtjimmy: "Lol zimtstern. I'm Leader of K&S and i made the christmas cup. You did hibernation? (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=24171.msg220838#msg220838)" -joker909
pvtjimmy: "I need help I vergettet my login name." -schrims
pvtjimmy: "What a hell." -sunman
pvtjimmy: "Why I'm not can bewegen." -atom152
Spook: "Life is like a Penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's Women who make it hard." -Spook
ToXiiC: "EZBAKEJEWOVEN" -CheMiCaL
satan-smurf: "God is dead." -Friedrich Nietzsche
luckmore: “The past has no power over the present moment.” -Eckhart Tolle
luckmore: “Give up defining yourself — to yourself or to others. You won't die. You will come to life. And don't be concerned with how others define you. When they define you, they are limiting themselves, so it's their problem. Whenever you interact with people, don't be there primarily as a function or a role, but as the field of conscious Presence. You can only lose something that you have, but you cannot lose something that you are." -Eckhart Tolle, A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purpose
luckmore: “Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.” -Oprah Winfrey
luckmore: “The future hasn't happened yet and the past is gone. So I think the only moment we have is right here and now, and I try to make the best of those moments, the moments that I'm in.” -Annie Lennox
luckmore: “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.” -Leo Tolstoy
PaRaDeaD: "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -Robert Pirsig
TRION: "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans." -Stephen Hawking
BASEBALLDUDE: "How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure, but it is news when the stock market loses two points?" -Pope Francis
BASEBALLDUDE: "The thirst for power and possessions knows no limits. In this system, which tends to devour everything which stands in the way of increased profits, whatever is fragile, like the environment, is defenseless before the interests of a deified market, which become the only rule." -Pope Francis
BASEBALLDUDE: "The real trouble is that those most affected by [an excessive love for oneself] - which is actually a kind of mental disorder - are people who have a lot of power. Often bosses are narcissists." -Pope Francis
MisSioN: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.” -Stephen Hawking
ToXiiC: "i w45 1v1 Jitspoe 4nd 1 5w34r t0 g0d h3 w45 w4ll1ng and h45 multis whos name is MyeRs
 PePPah JiGsAw chemical pvt jimmy and dystro and RedBullPhil, Superman and gonass and i want th15 k1d b4nn3d n0w........1 pr0m153 th1s 1snt a tr011....pr3p4r3 to b3 b4nn3d b1y4tchhhhh" -Blackou7
MyeRs: "God is not real." -Clipz
MyeRs: "Jesus is not real." -CheMiCaL
MyeRs: "Holly trinity is created through phage, sheen, and zeal. Nothing else. Anyone who says different is stupid." -LoL Community
MyeRs: "Its not merry that me and my brother measured detectives cause we're related." -NiCk123
MyeRs: "I thought my computer was broken for a few months then i realized it wasnt plugged in." -Syke
ToXiiC: "You gotta intercourse a female dog to know a prick." -MyeRs
ToXiiC: "ToXiiC is the...best...that ever was..." -MyeRs
ShAwNtHeKiLLeR: "SHAWN IS KING!" -ShAwNtHeeKiLLeR
Clipz: "Sl isn't a nub, nor is dooci. They both have large amounts of talent, and understand what it takes to be considered good. They are both likely the strongest players in Digital Paint: Paintball 2.0 history. Anything they say should be seen as fact. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26937.msg244905#msg244905)" -MyeRs
satan-smurf: "Just because you're paranoid Doesn't mean they're not after you." -Kurt Cobain
MyeRs: "Anyone wanna pair with me? I'm good at flag grabbing and capping. I must warn you I'm not very good at propaint and mediocre at oth. Any other of these maps is fine with me. (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=26877.msg244243#msg244243)" -BASEBALLDUDE
not_payl_obviously: "I hate it when a topic becomes a flamefest. Locked. DooCi please stop saying that I am a noob. Did you ever look at the mirror? I thought you were rich. Man, you can't afford a mirror. Poor DooCi." -FusSioN
satan-smurf: "It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel." -Anatole France
TRION: "Whatever you see around you is cake
because cake is a lie." -TRION
FusSioN: "In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher." -Dalai Lama
BASEBALLDUDE: "Baseballdude is a good mapper." -MyeRs
Rockyar_96: "I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself." -Winston Churchill
Rockyar_96: "Davai, davai!" -SingSing
ToXiiC: "You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be darned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." -Peter Griffin
omni: "Jim'll fix it!" -Jimmy Savile
omni: "Can you tell what it is yet?" -Rolf Harris
omni: "I swear to god, I dont know how those images got there." -Gary Glitter
ToXiiC: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." -Bob Monkhouse
LaZeRs: "Pfft, you can't feel what death is like! You're already dead." -Anonymous
BrainDamaged: ''Stand near a mirror and all your questions will be answered." -BrainDamaged
Clipz: "<What's a bookmark?> <Something I put between your moms asscheeks to remember where I left off.>" -n3rd, nub
Clipz: "Your boobs should become best friends, and they should hang out alot more." -Clipz
ToXiiC: "<If a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill.> <Standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head.> <Getting shot twice in the torso would suck.> <Getting one would be a breeze, though.> <Fryth: That only drops me to 60 health.>" -Daveman, Fryth, jitspoe
ToXiiC: "<When I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...> <Haha, thats not a wet dream.> <Sure it is.> <I was all wet. :)>" -jitspoe, Pluto[BHG
ToXiiC: "<[01:44] @jitspoe - whyuninstall: needet harddrive spaces to download many porns [01:44] @jitspoe needchange: put porns in game so I can mutlitask.>" -DP Uninstall Survey
ToXiiC: "<Haze plays pbcup way too much.> <I play hide and go intercourse even more!...> <...With your mom.>" -s2k.B-Rod?, [oH]Haze
ToXiiC: "<Kazee is a rapist> <I'm not skater.>" -TiNi, kazee
LaZeRs: "I don't care if you're black, white, asian, merry, straight, or bisexual. I hate you all equally."  -Instagram
blaa: "<* jitspoe feels fembot> <* Fembot shaved> <Not there you didn't.>" -jitspoe, Fembot
ToXiiC: "<Tell bob I love him. No homo.> <Bobzilla's probably at work, shoot him a PM.> <He responds well to rooster pics.>"  -ToXiiC, B
pvtjimmy: "I was don't know." -ph3n1x
pvtjimmy: "Red or ff." -frazer
Clipz: "Out of the womb straight to my room." -SkateR
LaZeRs: "<I'm disguising myself as a Mexican with that hat.> <Yeah because the moon don't rape Mexicans.> <Yeah that's like a bear raping a tiger.>" -LaZeRs, Anonymous Friend
LaZeRs: "<Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.>" -RoBbIe


Feel free to share yours!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 12, 2014, 12:17:08 AM
Quote
Don't underestimate me, or you will be.


~FusSioN

Here is another one:
Quote
You mess with the best, you die like the rest

~FusSioN

=D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 12, 2014, 12:33:50 AM

~FusSioN

Here is another one:
~FusSioN

=D
Added. :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: omni on February 12, 2014, 03:33:04 AM
Please, autographs after the show!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: satan-smurf on February 12, 2014, 07:19:15 AM
Thoughts of suicide have got me through many a bad night.  Albert Camus
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: thai on February 12, 2014, 08:01:08 AM
Go chew on a bomb.
best ever :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: pvtjimmy on February 12, 2014, 08:32:14 AM
http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=20965.0

/thread
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MaTzeMR on February 12, 2014, 10:06:53 AM
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Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MaTzeMR on February 12, 2014, 10:08:00 AM
Quote from: Tré Cool
I can suck my own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ36FPTJT2I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ36FPTJT2I)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 12, 2014, 10:34:53 AM
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr:
"And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!
Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Mario Savio:
"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it — that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

What was the one from Deadfroggy directed at MyeRs one of you told me? I think MaTze told me once while we were talking about MyeRs' trolling habits but I forgot.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MaTzeMR on February 12, 2014, 11:05:14 AM
What was the one from Deadfroggy directed at MyeRs one of you told me? I think MaTze told me once while we were talking about MyeRs' trolling habits but I forgot.
I believe it has been deleted, because it contained some uncool things.
But I could not hold back a smile when i read that :D.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 12, 2014, 11:30:45 AM
F*ck the police - NWA

Keep your friends close but your enemy's closer - The Godfather

In this case, keep your friends close but your payls closer
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: not_payl_obviously on February 12, 2014, 12:42:14 PM
This thread is pointless.

"This thread is pointless." -not_payl_obviously.

In this case, keep your friends close but your payls closer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nd34iAK9Y
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: lukip on February 12, 2014, 02:58:34 PM
you is hacks

- [uKn]hayabusa
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Cameron on February 12, 2014, 06:45:32 PM
http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14749.msg144645#msg144645

Quote from: Zakrokx
3.When yur jumping around, thats dangerous. You could get owned. Throw a grenade.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Aveiro on February 12, 2014, 07:10:59 PM
adek33 <your mom is sux>
bundy <made my no hobbys>
xico <use google tradutor pls>
marawana <i saw it on redtube>
f3l1x <i heard  is same as fapping> .. exitus <yeah, f3l1x is  in singleplayer mode>
xL <aveiro get a liver>
gimbel <say never never>
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: JMR on February 12, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
Quote
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

-Jesus
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 12, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Jesus Christ is the best

Quote from: Jesus Christ
A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.

Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.
Christianity ftw
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ViciouZ on February 12, 2014, 07:47:57 PM
Well if we're getting into religious texts...

Quote from: Five Commandments of Discordianism
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

from the Principia Discordia (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 12, 2014, 07:49:55 PM
Keep your friends close but your enemy's closer - The Godfather

In this case, keep your friends close but your payls closer
this ones good.

Ohh I've got alot  here's one:
Quote
You can't even get your dik up, let alone get the money to pay for your cheap hookers. Stay fat br0, stay fat.

User banned for this post.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2012, 03:27:12 PM by jitspoe »
<3 Capo.  Pretty much anything that Payl says is a good quote. But a mad payl, that is indeed the best.

Also here's one "I'm the best" ~ToXiiC

"GoML" ~ToXiiC

Oh yeah also this:
We all know Google is massively spying on us. They know pretty much everything about us. I therefore think the search results are pretty accurate.

Google must have thought he was looking for some serious unscrewing. However, nobody can get unscrewed without being screwed before. Google also knows Jitspoe has way too much body hair to ever get screwed, so this is what he came up with.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 12, 2014, 07:57:55 PM
-Jesus

Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 12, 2014, 08:31:54 PM
got a question please explain the holy trinity. I heard it has some good stats. I seen a lot of EZREALS use trinity.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 12, 2014, 10:01:04 PM
Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes?
You're very ignorant when it comes to religious talk. Jesus most certainly is real, but people from outside religions will question whether he's the son of God. I advise you to shut up until this topic gets back on-topic.

got a question please explain the holy trinity. I heard it has some good stats. I seen a lot of EZREALS use trinity.
The Holy Trinity consists of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, who together form the one and only God. I can explain it myself, but I will instead demonstrate it with the official prayer where we profess our faith, called the Nicene Creed, which we say every Sunday in church.

I believe in one God, the Father almighty,
    maker of heaven and earth,
    of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
        the Only Begotten Son of God,
        born of the Father before all ages.
    God from God, Light from Light,
        true God from true God,
    begotten, not made, consubstantial
       with the Father;
        Through him all things were made.
    For us men and for our salvation
        he came down from heaven,
        and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate
        of the Virgin Mary,
        and became man.
 
    For our sake he was crucified
      under Pontius Pilate,
        he suffered death and was buried,
        and rose again on the third day
        in accordance with the Scriptures.
    He ascended into heaven
        and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
    He will come again in glory
        to judge the living and the dead
        and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
        the Lord, the giver of life,
    who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
    who with the Father and the Son
        is adored and glorified,
        who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic,
     and apostolic Church.
    I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins
        and I look forward to the resurrection
        of the dead and the life of the world to come.
Amen.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 12, 2014, 10:07:00 PM
The Holy Trinity consists of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, who together form the one and only God. I can explain it myself, but I will instead demonstrate it with the official prayer where we profess our faith, called the Nicene Creed, which we say every Sunday in church

dungetit, wanna explain?

Lyke why do ezreals use trinity? Even though there not Christians?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 12, 2014, 10:26:09 PM
Added quotes from reply numbers 6, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, and 19.

EDIT: I personally like this one from this very thread...
Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes?
;D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 12, 2014, 11:01:23 PM
It is called "advantage". MyeRs will be so tired that he cannot shoot my butt.
Nice troll toxic. It gets my seal of approval.
Lmao toxiic you've managed to state the obvious twice and turn a feature request into a flame thread...great job
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ace on February 13, 2014, 12:25:51 AM
Jesus most certainly is real, but people from outside religions will question whether he's the son of God.

Please teach me how to make opinions into facts.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 13, 2014, 12:29:30 AM
Please teach me how to make opinions into facts.
Prove it ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ace on February 13, 2014, 01:02:16 AM
Prove it ;)

Can't prove it either way.
/thread
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TRION on February 13, 2014, 06:16:39 AM
Jesus is fake, how can he make quotes?
+1 As I also think jesus is just a myth along with the philosophy of god
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 13, 2014, 09:11:14 AM
+1 As I also think jesus is just a myth along with the philosophy of god

All these ignorant people who say Jesus never existed, bleh! Did you know that Alexander the Great was convinced he was the son of Zeus? Obviously none of us believe that to be true, but Alexander still existed right? 'Tis no different with Jesus. We have historical evidence from multiple sources on Jesus; in fact the spot where he was crucified is universally agreed upon by Christians, Jews, historians, everyone who knows Jesus is real. Just because you guys aren't convinced that He's the son of God doesn't mean he never existed in the first place.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: pvtjimmy on February 13, 2014, 10:18:14 AM
How about some other classics:

lol zimtstern. I'm Leader of K&S and i made the christmas cup. You did hibernation?

[15:37:33] <+schrims> i need help i vergettet my login name

<sunman> what a hell

<artom152> why i'm not can bewegen
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 13, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
All these ignorant people who say Jesus never existed, bleh! Did you know that Alexander the Great was convinced he was the son of Zeus?
You never answered to me what the holy trinity is. Also, why does Christianity make god seem more "human-like"; even though god is something that a human can't comprehend. I'm saying that by the fact that you guys stating that "god had a son, Jesus", doesn't that make it seem that god is more like human and "god like" and not an actual god?
Also, I quoted that because funny enough Alexander the Great had influenced the Holy Bible(the new testament). For example; the fact Christans decide to worship only on "sun-days"; had it ever occurred to you "why not everyday?". Same with Jesus being the "son of god"; its really sounds like Greek and roman mythology to me.

Lol can't find jitspoe saying this "If jesus isn't real, then who mows my lawn?". Answer. Nathan after he decides to get himself off the computer.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ace on February 13, 2014, 03:11:13 PM
All these ignorant people who say Jesus never existed, bleh! Did you know that Alexander the Great was convinced he was the son of Zeus? Obviously none of us believe that to be true, but Alexander still existed right? 'Tis no different with Jesus. We have historical evidence from multiple sources on Jesus; in fact the spot where he was crucified is universally agreed upon by Christians, Jews, historians, everyone who knows Jesus is real. Just because you guys aren't convinced that He's the son of God doesn't mean he never existed in the first place.

Summary "hurrr let me spew everything i learned from my small town middle school creationist history teacher"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Cameron on February 13, 2014, 05:23:04 PM
religious debates do not belong here.  please take to irc or some other forum where those who don't care don't have to read it.  i thought this was a quote thread anyway?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 13, 2014, 06:31:31 PM
Added quotes from reply numbers 25 and 32.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rockyar_96 on February 14, 2014, 10:37:06 AM
there is historical evidence that jesus did exist and that he was executed by (whatever you know what i mean ✝). This was recorded by romans so its a pretty secure source. Anything else concerning jesus is belief and religion. But all in all he did exist as a living human person.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: carvell on February 17, 2014, 05:12:08 AM
I thought this thread is about random quotes. Why suddenly the discussion is changed to religion.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TRION on February 17, 2014, 06:04:56 AM
Well I am not a christian or from any religion... So I believe these names were given to people who were just a good magicians and philosophers and maybe hypnotists.. Or maybe just a mythical character in Stories of great creative writers. As many people write stories today too but as we are now scientifically developed we say that those characters are not real.. But in 100BC - 200 AD period science was not developed and a name "God" Was given to everything they got help from.. Like Wind,Sun. Example is the solar eclipse and the Vikings... Vikings thought that wolf ate the sun so they called them god and powers but we know now that it is natural phenomenon.. I am not saying being in religion is bad.. It is good and the reason for creation of religion on basis of "God" is to unite the people so they don't fight. But most Christian "salesman/fathers" say that science is bad for religion.. But I think that People can Improve Science just by Being in some religion or having unity.. :) I'll keep on following this topic now as it has reached a new level :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rick on February 17, 2014, 07:24:31 AM
If you believe in god:
-Good for you.

If you don't:
-Good for you.

Everyone is different. As long as you don't force YOUR views down other peoples throats, who gives a flying intercourse... Everyone has the right to believe in something, it's no one else's choice but their own.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: omni on February 17, 2014, 07:29:41 AM
If you believe in god:
-Good for you.

If you don't:
-Good for you.

Everyone is different. As long as you don't force YOUR views down other peoples throats, who gives a flying intercourse... Everyone has the right to believe in something, it's no one else's choice but their own.
Finally
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 17, 2014, 10:00:59 AM
Well I am not a christian or from any religion... So I believe these names were given to people who were just a good magicians and philosophers and maybe hypnotists.. Or maybe just a mythical character in Stories of great creative writers. As many people write stories today too but as we are now scientifically developed we say that those characters are not real.. But in 100BC - 200 AD period science was not developed and a name "God" Was given to everything they got help from.. Like Wind,Sun. Example is the solar eclipse and the Vikings... Vikings thought that wolf ate the sun so they called them god and powers but we know now that it is natural phenomenon.. I am not saying being in religion is bad.. It is good and the reason for creation of religion on basis of "God" is to unite the people so they don't fight. But most Christian "salesman/fathers" say that science is bad for religion.. But I think that People can Improve Science just by Being in some religion or having unity.. :) I'll keep on following this topic now as it has reached a new level :D
Science is not necessarily bad for religion. Science is its own thing and should not interfere with religion. It's when science steps out of its boundaries, when it says something like "Christianity has been proven false because it took longer than 7 days to create humanity" when science becomes negative. There are many people out there who aren't religious because they believe in science. Science is not a religion itself, nor is it out there to prove religion wrong. Science is just humans trying to answer our questions about the world and universe.

Pope Francis on science:
"Science has its own autonomy and it must be respected and encouraged. We should not meddle with scientists’ autonomy. Unless, that is, they step outside the  boundaries of their own fields and step into the transcendent. Science is fundamentally a tool for the commandment received from God which says, increase, multiply and dominate the earth. Within its autonomy, science transforms a world without culture into a world with culture. But we must take care. When the autonomy of science is unaware of its own limits and steps out of bounds, its own creation can slip from its hands. This is the story of Frankenstein."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 17, 2014, 12:04:34 PM
Baseballdude stop ruining the thread like you do with every other thread. Just don't post. Ideally ever again.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: not_payl_obviously on February 17, 2014, 12:53:01 PM
Hey I wonder if anyone has IRC logs of funny conversation between me and Clipz (this one where he told me I would be K-lined and I was laughing about this). Are there any automatic loggers on #paintball? Or maybe someone happen to have this conversation? I would like to quote from it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Spook on February 17, 2014, 01:51:53 PM
"Life is like a Penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's Women who make it hard."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 18, 2014, 12:41:38 AM
Added quote from reply number 44.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 18, 2014, 12:44:31 AM
"Life is like a Penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's Women who make it hard."
That's amazing. "EZBAKEJEWOVEN"~CheMiCaL
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 18, 2014, 12:51:10 AM
Added quote from reply number 46.

P.S. Guys, no more posts about religion here.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: satan-smurf on February 21, 2014, 06:58:07 PM
God is dead - Friedrich Nietzsche
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 21, 2014, 08:26:38 PM
Added quote from reply number 48.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 21, 2014, 09:27:47 PM
God is dead - Friedrich Nietzsche
P.S. Guys, no more posts about religion here.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ViciouZ on February 22, 2014, 12:14:45 AM
@BASEBALLDUDE: Nihilism isn't a religion ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 22, 2014, 12:18:46 AM
BASEBALLDUDE, there's a difference between stuff like this:
God is dead - Friedrich Nietzsche

...and this.
Science is not necessarily bad for religion. Science is its own thing and should not interfere with religion. It's when science steps out of its boundaries, when it says something like "Christianity has been proven false because it took longer than 7 days to create humanity" when science becomes negative. There are many people out there who aren't religious because they believe in science. Science is not a religion itself, nor is it out there to prove religion wrong. Science is just humans trying to answer our questions about the world and universe.

Pope Francis on science:
"Science has its own autonomy and it must be respected and encouraged. We should not meddle with scientists’ autonomy. Unless, that is, they step outside the  boundaries of their own fields and step into the transcendent. Science is fundamentally a tool for the commandment received from God which says, increase, multiply and dominate the earth. Within its autonomy, science transforms a world without culture into a world with culture. But we must take care. When the autonomy of science is unaware of its own limits and steps out of bounds, its own creation can slip from its hands. This is the story of Frankenstein."
You're very ignorant when it comes to religious talk. Jesus most certainly is real, but people from outside religions will question whether he's the son of God. I advise you to shut up until this topic gets back on-topic.
The Holy Trinity consists of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, who together form the one and only God. I can explain it myself, but I will instead demonstrate it with the official prayer where we profess our faith, called the Nicene Creed, which we say every Sunday in church.

I believe in one God, the Father almighty,
    maker of heaven and earth,
    of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
        the Only Begotten Son of God,
        born of the Father before all ages.
    God from God, Light from Light,
        true God from true God,
    begotten, not made, consubstantial
       with the Father;
        Through him all things were made.
    For us men and for our salvation
        he came down from heaven,
        and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate
        of the Virgin Mary,
        and became man.
 
    For our sake he was crucified
      under Pontius Pilate,
        he suffered death and was buried,
        and rose again on the third day
        in accordance with the Scriptures.
    He ascended into heaven
        and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
    He will come again in glory
        to judge the living and the dead
        and his kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
        the Lord, the giver of life,
    who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
    who with the Father and the Son
        is adored and glorified,
        who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic,
     and apostolic Church.
    I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins
        and I look forward to the resurrection
        of the dead and the life of the world to come.
Amen.

All these ignorant people who say Jesus never existed, bleh! Did you know that Alexander the Great was convinced he was the son of Zeus? Obviously none of us believe that to be true, but Alexander still existed right? 'Tis no different with Jesus. We have historical evidence from multiple sources on Jesus; in fact the spot where he was crucified is universally agreed upon by Christians, Jews, historians, everyone who knows Jesus is real. Just because you guys aren't convinced that He's the son of God doesn't mean he never existed in the first place.

Also, his was just a one-sentenced quote containing God. Yours was a summary of what you think is real in religion.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Ace on February 22, 2014, 01:31:36 AM
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Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: luckmore on February 22, 2014, 04:55:26 AM
“The past has no power over the present moment.” - Eckhart Tolle

“Give up defining yourself — to yourself or to others. You won't die. You will come to life. And don't be concerned with how others define you. When they define you, they are limiting themselves, so it's their problem. Whenever you interact with people, don't be there primarily as a function or a role, but as the field of conscious Presence. You can only lose something that you have, but you cannot lose something that you are. - Eckhart Tolle, A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purpose

“Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure.” - Oprah Winfrey

“The future hasn't happened yet and the past is gone. So I think the only moment we have is right here and now, and I try to make the best of those moments, the moments that I'm in.” - Annie Lennox

talking about god:
“In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.” - Leo Tolstoy
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PaRaDeaD on February 22, 2014, 07:45:26 AM
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TRION on February 22, 2014, 07:47:45 AM

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans."

~Stephen Hawking
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 09:35:13 AM
Pope Francis:

"How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure, but it is news when the stock market loses two points?"

"The thirst for power and possessions knows no limits. In this system, which tends to devour everything which stands in the way of increased profits, whatever is fragile, like the environment, is defenseless before the interests of a deified market, which become the only rule."

"The real trouble is that those most affected by [an excessive love for oneself] - which is actually a kind of mental disorder - are people who have a lot of power. Often bosses are narcissists."

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Mission on February 22, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans."

~Stephen Hawking
I am actually using this quote next week for an English speaking assesment on why if aliens called to us we should not respond.
Infact he also said
“We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet,”
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 22, 2014, 11:07:40 AM
Added quotes from reply numbers 54, 55, 56, 57, and 58.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Mission on February 22, 2014, 12:28:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0 heh.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 22, 2014, 12:55:18 PM
"God is not real" - Clipz 2014
"Jesus is not real" - Chemical 2014
"Holly trinity is created through phage, sheen, and zeal. Nothing else. Anyone who says different is stupid" - LoL community 2014
"Baseballdude is stupid" - Dpcommunity 2014
"Its not merry that me and my brother measured detectives cause we're related" - Nick123 (Fluke) - 2009
"I thought my computer was broken for a few months then i realized it wasnt plugged in" - Syke 2010
"Baseballdude is a good mapper" - Nobody ever
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: lukip on February 22, 2014, 04:11:00 PM
Quote
"Baseballdude is a good mapper" - Nobody ever

hahahah, laughed irl about that :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: satan-smurf on February 22, 2014, 05:45:19 PM
Just because you're paranoid Doesn't mean they're not after you. - Kurt Cobain
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 05:55:19 PM
"God is not real" - Clipz 2014
"Jesus is not real" - Chemical 2014
"Holly trinity is created through phage, sheen, and zeal. Nothing else. Anyone who says different is stupid" - LoL community 2014
"Baseballdude is stupid" - Dpcommunity 2014
"Its not merry that me and my brother measured detectives cause we're related" - Nick123 (Fluke) - 2009
"I thought my computer was broken for a few months then i realized it wasnt plugged in" - Syke 2010
"Baseballdude is a good mapper" - Nobody ever
U4F0RG0TM3H. :(. THX 4 Letting me know what Holy Trinity is. Pal. Bud.ButtBuddY.bFF.BFFL

"You gotta intercourse a female dog to know a prick"~MyeRs
"ToXiiC is the...best...that ever was..."~MyeRs
"Ohh YES intercourse ME HARD"~Pornstar
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DooCi on February 22, 2014, 07:34:33 PM
my quote: "DOOCI IS KING!"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 22, 2014, 08:27:16 PM
Sl isn't a nub, nor is dooci. They both have large amounts of talent, and understand what it takes to be considered good. They are both likely the strongest players in Digital Paint: Paintball 2.0 history. Anything they say should be seen as fact.


Thats one of my top 5 quotes.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 08:49:35 PM
my quote: "DOOCI IS KING!"
HEIR DOOCI. DooCi is KING. @Jitspoe-Can I get my name officially changed to "DooCi's KING". We must embrace the DOOCIISM

"i w45 1v1 Jitspoe 4nd 1 5w34r t0 g0d h3 w45 w4ll1ng and h45 multis whos name is MyeRs
 PePPah JiGsAw chemical pvt jimmy and dystro and RedBullPhil, Superman and gonass and i want th15 k1d b4nn3d n0w........1 pr0m153 th1s 1snt a tr011....pr3p4r3 to b3 b4nn3d b1y4tchhhhh"~Blackou7(U will be 4eva b Missed)


Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 08:59:35 PM
Baseballdude is stupid
MyeRs, you're actually a really good person. Your DP skills are superior, seeing as your team has won basically every match I've seen since I started following those kinds of things. Moreover, you understand DP as a game. You know what makes this game what it is today and what we need to do to help this game to thrive. You probably hold all the knowledge necessary to steer the noobs away from 24/7 Italy and speed servers and into the matching community. If we were to take your advice, Digital Paint tournaments would have an average of 32-64 teams per tournament. Actually, it might get boring with your team winning every single game because no one can match your skills. Of course, one paragraph is far from enough to describe the state of pure awesomeness in which you exist.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 09:36:37 PM
^Guy up there is sucking MyeRs 1 inch detective(erect)

"Your Instagram can gobble these nuts
Gobble detective up 'til you hiccup
My big homie Kurupt"~Kendrick Lamar
"Mollies'll prolly turn these female doges to intercoursein' Lindsey Lohans"~Kendrick Lamar
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 11:07:34 PM
MEH
^Guy up there is sucking MyeRs 1 inch detective(erect)
Hey Toxiic, that's perfectly fine. I understand you can't control your sexual inclinations, so don't feel bad about it. Remember: gaay is OK.
EDIT: he edited his post above but he actually did say this in that post earlier.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 11:12:41 PM
Hey Toxiic, that's perfectly fine. I understand you can't control your sexual inclinations, so don't feel bad about it. Remember: gaay is OK.
EDIT: he edited his post above but he actually did say this in that post earlier.
Good job br0. Hope your proud of your self. Seems like you can't get enough of myers, so you decide to edit my post to express your inclinations about myers. INB4 BAN. For evading the word "merry"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 11:15:29 PM
Stop editing you newbie. Learn to troll.
Oops, sorry I'm not very experienced at trolling. But maybe it's better if it stays that way.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Oops, sorry I'm not very experienced at trolling. But maybe it's better if it stays that way.
Good job. U do need to learn to troll. You fail hard. Suck it.
Ur tryna troll one of KINGS of Trollers.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 11:24:39 PM
...Hope your proud...
*you're
your self.
*yourself (it's one word)
to edit my post
*to trick you into editing your own post (please don't deny that that was a part of your post at one point.)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 22, 2014, 11:29:23 PM
Ur tryna troll one of KINGS of Trollers.
You're proud of that title. I almost feel bad for you.

EDIT: Whoops, my bad, sorry for double posting. Meant to type in the "edit" box, not "quick reply".
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 22, 2014, 11:32:29 PM
*you're*yourself (it's one word)*to trick you into editing your own post (please don't deny that that was a part of your post at one point.)
U SO CULL. I GiVe a excrement? Nope. Do I need to defend myself? NOPE. U MaKe UR seLF look lyke A f00L by p0sTing.

You're proud of that title. I almost feel bad for you.

EDIT: Whoops, my bad, sorry for double posting. Meant to type in the "edit" box, not "quick reply".
Yer so Kool. Do u want a cookie? I know MyeRs aint gonna let you suck his detective. You can suck mine. It'll cost ya though. I don't cum cheap.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 23, 2014, 12:31:54 AM
^Guy up there is sucking MyeRs 1 inch detective(erect)

"Your Instagram can gobble these nuts
Gobble detective up 'til you hiccup
My big homie Kurupt"~Kendrick Lamar
"Mollies'll prolly turn these female doges to intercoursein' Lindsey Lohans"~Kendrick Lamar
I love how that post is reply number 69. :P

Can a moderator please remove all posts after reply number 68?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DooCi on February 23, 2014, 01:07:03 AM
My quote:"dooci is king!" XD author is dooci.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 23, 2014, 11:22:37 AM
Added quotes from reply numbers 61, 63, 64, 66, 67, and 78.

Guys,
Quote from: LaZeRs
No inappropriate ones [quotes] please.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 23, 2014, 02:35:23 PM
Baseballdude, you forgot much of the other things I'm amazing for in this community that is blessed to be in my presence. But at least you're finally realizing how superior I am to you.

Real talk, a quote that made me laugh at loud was when baseballdude described his play in one of the tournament threads, I'll try and find it. Funniest excrement ever.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 23, 2014, 03:08:56 PM
Baseballdude, you forgot much of the other things I'm amazing for in this community that is blessed to be in my presence. But at least you're finally realizing how superior I am to you.

Real talk, a quote that made me laugh at loud was when baseballdude described his play in one of the tournament threads, I'll try and find it. Funniest excrement ever.

I believe you mean this superior sir.

Anyone wanna pair with me? I'm good at flag grabbing and capping. I must warn you I'm not very good at propaint and mediocre at oth. Any other of these maps is fine with me.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Chalk on February 23, 2014, 07:59:35 PM
"myers is garbage" - everyone
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 24, 2014, 12:18:56 AM
"myers is garbage" - everyone
I think it's one of the best quotes ever
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 24, 2014, 08:30:40 AM
I think it's one of the best quotes ever

Funny, you were trying to organize a 3v10, where you were the 10 and I was the 3. Don't speak. It doesn't help your case.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 24, 2014, 09:27:27 AM
Funny, you were trying to organize a 3v10, where you were the 10 and I was the 3. Don't speak. It doesn't help your case.
Obviously, he doesn't mean "garbage" meaning you are horrible at DP. He means "garbage" as in "trolling pretty much everyone you don't know very unnecessarily and very poorly to the point where if any one of your "victims" takes you seriously, they become the idiot."
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Chalk on February 24, 2014, 11:23:51 AM
Nah if i posted what I meant by garbage I would receive a lengthy forum ban
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 24, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
Obviously, he doesn't mean "garbage" meaning you are horrible at DP. He means "garbage" as in "trolling pretty much everyone you don't know very unnecessarily and very poorly to the point where if any one of your "victims" takes you seriously, they become the idiot."

You surprise me more and more every day with how smart you are. Lmfao.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: not_payl_obviously on February 24, 2014, 03:25:11 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s320/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 24, 2014, 05:03:18 PM
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I know right... ;D

Any more QUOTES that anyone would like to share?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: not_payl_obviously on February 24, 2014, 06:32:51 PM
Quote from: Fussion
I hate it when a topic becomes a flamefest. Locked.

DooCi please stop saying that I am a noob. Did you ever look at the mirror? I thought you were rich. Man, you can't afford a mirror. Poor DooCi.
Obviously not Fussion making flamefest.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: satan-smurf on February 24, 2014, 06:50:44 PM
It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel. ― Anatole France
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 24, 2014, 08:17:01 PM
. remove
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 24, 2014, 10:30:13 PM
Added quotes from reply numbers 90, 91.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: TRION on February 24, 2014, 11:36:35 PM
"Whatever you see around you is cake
because cake is a lie"
~TRION
:D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 24, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
"Whatever you see around you is cake
because cake is a lie"
~TRION
:D
Interesting... ^^
Added this quote to the list.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 25, 2014, 03:35:38 AM
"Whatever you see around you is cake
because cake is a lie"
~TRION
:D
PORTAL 2 :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 25, 2014, 04:44:50 AM
In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher
-Dalai Lama
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 25, 2014, 09:11:22 AM
"Baseballdude is a good mapper"
This is always a fun quote. Just goes to show you that an accurate quote may not always convey the message the quoted was trying to get across accurately.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 25, 2014, 09:52:25 AM
Added quotes from reply numbers 97, 98.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rockyar_96 on February 25, 2014, 09:55:33 AM
I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself
-Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 25, 2014, 09:58:16 AM
Added quote from reply number 100.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 25, 2014, 10:06:12 AM
Added quotes from reply numbers 97, 98.
You made a mistake with FusSioN's quote. It's actually from the Dalai Lama, not from FusSioN himself.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rockyar_96 on February 25, 2014, 10:14:08 AM
davai, davai!
-SingSing
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ascraeus on February 25, 2014, 03:21:24 PM
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Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 25, 2014, 03:27:15 PM
"Holla holla get dolla C.R.E.A.M."
- Martin Luther King
HE NVA SAID DAT! HE SAID " Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M"

"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be darned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: omni on February 25, 2014, 04:10:23 PM
"Jim'll fix it" - Jimmy Savile
"Can you tell what it is yet?" - Rolf Harris
"I swear to god, I dont know how those images got there" - Garry Glitter

That last one may be false, but i'm 90% certain its not.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 25, 2014, 06:18:06 PM
You made a mistake with FusSioN's quote. It's actually from the Dalai Lama, not from FusSioN himself.
Fixed.

davai, davai!
-SingSing
Added.

"Imma pop a cap in yo' ass n1gga."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Holla holla get dolla C.R.E.A.M."
- Martin Luther King

"I never said half of the bullexcrement written on the internet."
- Archimedes
Because I highly think those quotes were not said by those people, I'm not adding those.

"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be darned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin
Added.

"Jim'll fix it" - Jimmy Savile
"Can you tell what it is yet?" - Rolf Harris
"I swear to god, I dont know how those images got there" - Garry Glitter

That last one may be false, but i'm 90% certain its not.
Added.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 25, 2014, 08:55:02 PM
"Sorry cap0ne, but school is a place of education, and knowledge=light. Although I heard that the American education system is excrement. Now to get on topic, dajjal simply means deceiver, and that is what most people are under, a decisive reality. Reality as we speak can be altered by the people's thought, speech, and power. It is a means of false reality, a fabric of time that is turned into a reality. That reality is then used to implement a system where people start to be deceived by it. A reality where people start to question themselves "to be or not to be", this false system is known as the NWO. What is the New World Order? Was the world never in order when this concept came about? Of course that is what people were starting to believe. But how did this system come about? Well that is were the "illuminati" comes in play, a society within a society, a society where only a few men are chosen. Illuminati is real; it exist, but it is dajjal itself. Illuminati's first appearance came when there was the French Revolution, the French Revolution was perceived to be a "good thing" by most people; exactly what illuminati wanted to illuminate, but that is when the world saw the deadliest form of control which was totalirisim First time to appear in the history of humanity. People where spying on each other; if they are against the system or with it, without even realizing that this is exactly what was wanted by the leaders of the French revolution, and because of this an endless genocide onslaught was occurring, in order to permanently implement a system. The leader of this revolution started drowning in this power, and eventually made his own religion, and made people worship him, people were deceived in to thinking they were getting democracy, but only got the opposite. That is what illuminati is...



Further on, the thematic conclusion of such a society is the every essence of perception of reality becoming the deception, twisting and tempering with history and knowledge, an inevitable event that has been protraited by such an demoralizing history of the illuminati. So how do we know that we are living is reality and not some fake system implement by the illuminati? This question has been asked for decades and will be asked for decades as well. The only way to answer such a question is by question reality itself, for example: is the color red the same as perceived by someone else? Questions like these will allow humans to evolve, and allow us to obtain evolutionary usage of our brain, tha we only use the lowest capacity, it will allow humans to quantize the definition of reality and separate it from the false terminology. The illuminati has found a flaw. The flaw is that if you can control the definition of terms, then you can control how people think, read, and write. This complexion has allowed alot of people confused, there even has been movies about presiving reality. Lucky for us there is a law in nature which states: an force that is acted will have an opposing force that will act on it. From this natural law we can conclude an other law had been created from that previous law called the law of equilibrium. These laws that exist in nature can have the same effect on everything, so if the illuminati does create an false reality then a opposing force will act on it, so the universe can stay in equalilbrium, almost like a "auto-correct" design for equality, and pure justice that in unbiased done by a natural process.


The illuminate has reached in influencing power across the globe, the idea of "money talks" has overpowered the idea of "sharing is caring". Societies are more and more willing to be overwhlemed by such ideas so easily, which had been used for decades? No, it is the illuminati that had illuminated reality and control. An illusion that has been placed down upon our society, where people's greed is more intrusive then sharing. One of modern illuminati followers was walt desiney. He was a man who loved altering reality, he was a conspired man, his bloodlines has yet to be discovered, and theories are that he was related to a known man, bush. The era that we livening has and is going to be altered to better meet the illuminati's standards, but how can one define standards? It is by the means of total control, without even knowing. It has also said that illuminati has irdicated the original history and made it "his-story", one day historian's will be talking about Cinderella, and unfortunatly that will be labeled as history. Illmuminati, will become the source, the eye of the world, and will become the only one eye, because illuminati wants a total control. One eye that represents a "one sided" view; which is the view of illuminati. Dramatically inducement of such an effect will cause an exponentional amount of questioning done by people, where people are just purely seeking the truth. That is the power of illuminati.



How can one even define reality when all it is just based on a atomic scale, we are all under the illusion of the illuminati and how they have places it upon us. The illuminati has to get across hidden messages from time to time, they do this through rappers. Rapping use to be about politics and life, and now all it is about is money, power. See how illuminati are illusionists? The have completely iridicated the sense of "ture rap" from society. Of course there are people who find a way out of this illusion placed upon the victim, an example of this was Micheal Jackson, how can someone like him that dances, which requires a alot of physical fitness die from a heart attack? That is what I questioned myself, and later on society found out that it was his doctors fault that caused the death of Micheal Jackson. There are many examples of this situation, Tupac was one of them as well, when a member of illuminati try's back out, he/she is simplely "removed". That is how the illuminati works, because of one goal they have the means of economic power. Most members of scoiety can't coupe these fact and try not to comprehend such comprehensive "facts", or maybe people just don't get it. Illuminati exist, their existence is corrupt. They corrupt what is known to be reality into false reality, through these means they have the ability to bribe people.


Concluding these illusionist aka illuminati, that had illuminated society to comprehend what they want society to comprehend, all by the means of "true power", they will not stop till they have achieved this power, and they will do this without most to all people not knowing that they are thinking, reading , believeing, and writing the way that was wanted by the illuminati. That will become reality, all false and this may lead to a society that is ferocious. Almost hypnotic, as if these leaders of illuminati are hypnotherapists, such hypocrisy done by such idiosyncrasy. The illuminati will spread like and epidemic and will attack those who are immunodeficient, and the next think they know, there under the illusion of the illuminati, this will be an incessant situation. This is how the illuminati works and operates within society, they have been doing this for years. Illuminati has made the every essence of reality into fake and fake into real, and people will continue to ask themselves "to be or not to be" and continue to have an infinite amount of questions, in a finite capacity of the human brain."

~Toxiic
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ViciouZ on February 25, 2014, 09:36:49 PM
cricket is better than baseball
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BASEBALLDUDE on February 25, 2014, 10:52:23 PM

link please?

EDIT: I never said that. Try searching it; VZ's post is the only one that comes up.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 25, 2014, 10:58:37 PM
cricket is better than baseball
Indeed. Can't state it any clearer then that.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." ~ Bob Monkhouse

Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 25, 2014, 11:17:31 PM
"Sorry cap0ne, but school is a place of education, and knowledge=light. Although I heard that the American education system is excrement. Now to get on topic, dajjal simply means deceiver, and that is what most people are under, a decisive reality. Reality as we speak can be altered by the people's thought, speech, and power. It is a means of false reality, a fabric of time that is turned into a reality. That reality is then used to implement a system where people start to be deceived by it. A reality where people start to question themselves "to be or not to be", this false system is known as the NWO. What is the New World Order? Was the world never in order when this concept came about? Of course that is what people were starting to believe. But how did this system come about? Well that is were the "illuminati" comes in play, a society within a society, a society where only a few men are chosen. Illuminati is real; it exist, but it is dajjal itself. Illuminati's first appearance came when there was the French Revolution, the French Revolution was perceived to be a "good thing" by most people; exactly what illuminati wanted to illuminate, but that is when the world saw the deadliest form of control which was totalirisim First time to appear in the history of humanity. People where spying on each other; if they are against the system or with it, without even realizing that this is exactly what was wanted by the leaders of the French revolution, and because of this an endless genocide onslaught was occurring, in order to permanently implement a system. The leader of this revolution started drowning in this power, and eventually made his own religion, and made people worship him, people were deceived in to thinking they were getting democracy, but only got the opposite. That is what illuminati is...



Further on, the thematic conclusion of such a society is the every essence of perception of reality becoming the deception, twisting and tempering with history and knowledge, an inevitable event that has been protraited by such an demoralizing history of the illuminati. So how do we know that we are living is reality and not some fake system implement by the illuminati? This question has been asked for decades and will be asked for decades as well. The only way to answer such a question is by question reality itself, for example: is the color red the same as perceived by someone else? Questions like these will allow humans to evolve, and allow us to obtain evolutionary usage of our brain, tha we only use the lowest capacity, it will allow humans to quantize the definition of reality and separate it from the false terminology. The illuminati has found a flaw. The flaw is that if you can control the definition of terms, then you can control how people think, read, and write. This complexion has allowed alot of people confused, there even has been movies about presiving reality. Lucky for us there is a law in nature which states: an force that is acted will have an opposing force that will act on it. From this natural law we can conclude an other law had been created from that previous law called the law of equilibrium. These laws that exist in nature can have the same effect on everything, so if the illuminati does create an false reality then a opposing force will act on it, so the universe can stay in equalilbrium, almost like a "auto-correct" design for equality, and pure justice that in unbiased done by a natural process.


The illuminate has reached in influencing power across the globe, the idea of "money talks" has overpowered the idea of "sharing is caring". Societies are more and more willing to be overwhlemed by such ideas so easily, which had been used for decades? No, it is the illuminati that had illuminated reality and control. An illusion that has been placed down upon our society, where people's greed is more intrusive then sharing. One of modern illuminati followers was walt desiney. He was a man who loved altering reality, he was a conspired man, his bloodlines has yet to be discovered, and theories are that he was related to a known man, bush. The era that we livening has and is going to be altered to better meet the illuminati's standards, but how can one define standards? It is by the means of total control, without even knowing. It has also said that illuminati has irdicated the original history and made it "his-story", one day historian's will be talking about Cinderella, and unfortunatly that will be labeled as history. Illmuminati, will become the source, the eye of the world, and will become the only one eye, because illuminati wants a total control. One eye that represents a "one sided" view; which is the view of illuminati. Dramatically inducement of such an effect will cause an exponentional amount of questioning done by people, where people are just purely seeking the truth. That is the power of illuminati.



How can one even define reality when all it is just based on a atomic scale, we are all under the illusion of the illuminati and how they have places it upon us. The illuminati has to get across hidden messages from time to time, they do this through rappers. Rapping use to be about politics and life, and now all it is about is money, power. See how illuminati are illusionists? The have completely iridicated the sense of "ture rap" from society. Of course there are people who find a way out of this illusion placed upon the victim, an example of this was Micheal Jackson, how can someone like him that dances, which requires a alot of physical fitness die from a heart attack? That is what I questioned myself, and later on society found out that it was his doctors fault that caused the death of Micheal Jackson. There are many examples of this situation, Tupac was one of them as well, when a member of illuminati try's back out, he/she is simplely "removed". That is how the illuminati works, because of one goal they have the means of economic power. Most members of scoiety can't coupe these fact and try not to comprehend such comprehensive "facts", or maybe people just don't get it. Illuminati exist, their existence is corrupt. They corrupt what is known to be reality into false reality, through these means they have the ability to bribe people.


Concluding these illusionist aka illuminati, that had illuminated society to comprehend what they want society to comprehend, all by the means of "true power", they will not stop till they have achieved this power, and they will do this without most to all people not knowing that they are thinking, reading , believeing, and writing the way that was wanted by the illuminati. That will become reality, all false and this may lead to a society that is ferocious. Almost hypnotic, as if these leaders of illuminati are hypnotherapists, such hypocrisy done by such idiosyncrasy. The illuminati will spread like and epidemic and will attack those who are immunodeficient, and the next think they know, there under the illusion of the illuminati, this will be an incessant situation. This is how the illuminati works and operates within society, they have been doing this for years. Illuminati has made the every essence of reality into fake and fake into real, and people will continue to ask themselves "to be or not to be" and continue to have an infinite amount of questions, in a finite capacity of the human brain."

~Toxiic
Nice essay? :-\


Umm... Not adding that.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." ~ Bob Monkhouse
Added.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 25, 2014, 11:29:01 PM
Nice essay? :-\
Sorry cap0ne, but school is a place of education, and knowledge=light. Although I heard that the American education system is excrement. Now to get on topic, dajjal simply means deceiver, and that is what most people are under, a decisive reality. Reality as we speak can be altered by the people's thought, speech, and power. It is a means of false reality, a fabric of time that is turned into a reality. That reality is then used to implement a system where people start to be deceived by it. A reality where people start to question themselves "to be or not to be", this false system is known as the NWO. What is the New World Order? Was the world never in order when this concept came about? Of course that is what people were starting to believe. But how did this system come about? Well that is were the "illuminati" comes in play, a society within a society, a society where only a few men are chosen. Illuminati is real; it exist, but it is dajjal itself. Illuminati's first appearance came when there was the French Revolution, the French Revolution was perceived to be a "good thing" by most people; exactly what illuminati wanted to illuminate, but that is when the world saw the deadliest form of control which was totalirisim First time to appear in the history of humanity. People where spying on each other; if they are against the system or with it, without even realizing that this is exactly what was wanted by the leaders of the French revolution, and because of this an endless genocide onslaught was occurring, in order to permanently implement a system. The leader of this revolution started drowning in this power, and eventually made his own religion, and made people worship him, people were deceived in to thinking they were getting democracy, but only got the opposite. That is what illuminati is...



Further on, the thematic conclusion of such a society is the every essence of perception of reality becoming the deception, twisting and tempering with history and knowledge, an inevitable event that has been protraited by such an demoralizing history of the illuminati. So how do we know that we are living is reality and not some fake system implement by the illuminati? This question has been asked for decades and will be asked for decades as well. The only way to answer such a question is by question reality itself, for example: is the color red the same as perceived by someone else? Questions like these will allow humans to evolve, and allow us to obtain evolutionary usage of our brain, tha we only use the lowest capacity, it will allow humans to quantize the definition of reality and separate it from the false terminology. The illuminati has found a flaw. The flaw is that if you can control the definition of terms, then you can control how people think, read, and write. This complexion has allowed alot of people confused, there even has been movies about presiving reality. Lucky for us there is a law in nature which states: an force that is acted will have an opposing force that will act on it. From this natural law we can conclude an other law had been created from that previous law called the law of equilibrium. These laws that exist in nature can have the same effect on everything, so if the illuminati does create an false reality then a opposing force will act on it, so the universe can stay in equalilbrium, almost like a "auto-correct" design for equality, and pure justice that in unbiased done by a natural process.


The illuminate has reached in influencing power across the globe, the idea of "money talks" has overpowered the idea of "sharing is caring". Societies are more and more willing to be overwhlemed by such ideas so easily, which had been used for decades? No, it is the illuminati that had illuminated reality and control. An illusion that has been placed down upon our society, where people's greed is more intrusive then sharing. One of modern illuminati followers was walt desiney. He was a man who loved altering reality, he was a conspired man, his bloodlines has yet to be discovered, and theories are that he was related to a known man, bush. The era that we livening has and is going to be altered to better meet the illuminati's standards, but how can one define standards? It is by the means of total control, without even knowing. It has also said that illuminati has irdicated the original history and made it "his-story", one day historian's will be talking about Cinderella, and unfortunatly that will be labeled as history. Illmuminati, will become the source, the eye of the world, and will become the only one eye, because illuminati wants a total control. One eye that represents a "one sided" view; which is the view of illuminati. Dramatically inducement of such an effect will cause an exponentional amount of questioning done by people, where people are just purely seeking the truth. That is the power of illuminati.



How can one even define reality when all it is just based on a atomic scale, we are all under the illusion of the illuminati and how they have places it upon us. The illuminati has to get across hidden messages from time to time, they do this through rappers. Rapping use to be about politics and life, and now all it is about is money, power. See how illuminati are illusionists? The have completely iridicated the sense of "ture rap" from society. Of course there are people who find a way out of this illusion placed upon the victim, an example of this was Micheal Jackson, how can someone like him that dances, which requires a alot of physical fitness die from a heart attack? That is what I questioned myself, and later on society found out that it was his doctors fault that caused the death of Micheal Jackson. There are many examples of this situation, Tupac was one of them as well, when a member of illuminati try's back out, he/she is simplely "removed". That is how the illuminati works, because of one goal they have the means of economic power. Most members of scoiety can't coupe these fact and try not to comprehend such comprehensive "facts", or maybe people just don't get it. Illuminati exist, their existence is corrupt. They corrupt what is known to be reality into false reality, through these means they have the ability to bribe people.


Concluding these illusionist aka illuminati, that had illuminated society to comprehend what they want society to comprehend, all by the means of "true power", they will not stop till they have achieved this power, and they will do this without most to all people not knowing that they are thinking, reading , believeing, and writing the way that was wanted by the illuminati. That will become reality, all false and this may lead to a society that is ferocious. Almost hypnotic, as if these leaders of illuminati are hypnotherapists, such hypocrisy done by such idiosyncrasy. The illuminati will spread like and epidemic and will attack those who are immunodeficient, and the next think they know, there under the illusion of the illuminati, this will be an incessant situation. This is how the illuminati works and operates within society, they have been doing this for years. Illuminati has made the every essence of reality into fake and fake into real, and people will continue to ask themselves "to be or not to be" and continue to have an infinite amount of questions, in a finite capacity of the human brain.
Its a good eassy. Has a lot of amusing things in it. Like this:
'' how can someone like him that dances, which requires a alot of physical fitness die from a heart attack?''

I lol'd
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 25, 2014, 11:33:47 PM
Its a good eassy. Has a lot of amusing things in it. Like this:
Yes, but the point I'm trying to make is that "quote" is a little too long.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ascraeus on February 26, 2014, 01:23:26 PM
o darn
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: MyeRs on February 26, 2014, 01:36:02 PM
"Ascra win a flagfight" - Everyone whos ever matched against Ascra
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: ascraeus on February 26, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
"Ascra win a flagfight" - Everyone whos ever matched against Ascra

thats why you didnt win against eX last time? aw
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: not_payl_obviously on February 26, 2014, 02:46:52 PM
Nice essay? :-\
"Sorry cap0ne, but school is a place of education, and knowledge=light. Although I heard that the American education system is excrement. Now to get on topic, dajjal simply means deceiver, and that is what most people are under, a decisive reality. Reality as we speak can be altered by the people's thought, speech, and power. It is a means of false reality, a fabric of time that is turned into a reality. That reality is then used to implement a system where people start to be deceived by it. A reality where people start to question themselves "to be or not to be", this false system is known as the NWO. What is the New World Order? Was the world never in order when this concept came about? Of course that is what people were starting to believe. But how did this system come about? Well that is were the "illuminati" comes in play, a society within a society, a society where only a few men are chosen. Illuminati is real; it exist, but it is dajjal itself. Illuminati's first appearance came when there was the French Revolution, the French Revolution was perceived to be a "good thing" by most people; exactly what illuminati wanted to illuminate, but that is when the world saw the deadliest form of control which was totalirisim First time to appear in the history of humanity. People where spying on each other; if they are against the system or with it, without even realizing that this is exactly what was wanted by the leaders of the French revolution, and because of this an endless genocide onslaught was occurring, in order to permanently implement a system. The leader of this revolution started drowning in this power, and eventually made his own religion, and made people worship him, people were deceived in to thinking they were getting democracy, but only got the opposite. That is what illuminati is...



Further on, the thematic conclusion of such a society is the every essence of perception of reality becoming the deception, twisting and tempering with history and knowledge, an inevitable event that has been protraited by such an demoralizing history of the illuminati. So how do we know that we are living is reality and not some fake system implement by the illuminati? This question has been asked for decades and will be asked for decades as well. The only way to answer such a question is by question reality itself, for example: is the color red the same as perceived by someone else? Questions like these will allow humans to evolve, and allow us to obtain evolutionary usage of our brain, tha we only use the lowest capacity, it will allow humans to quantize the definition of reality and separate it from the false terminology. The illuminati has found a flaw. The flaw is that if you can control the definition of terms, then you can control how people think, read, and write. This complexion has allowed alot of people confused, there even has been movies about presiving reality. Lucky for us there is a law in nature which states: an force that is acted will have an opposing force that will act on it. From this natural law we can conclude an other law had been created from that previous law called the law of equilibrium. These laws that exist in nature can have the same effect on everything, so if the illuminati does create an false reality then a opposing force will act on it, so the universe can stay in equalilbrium, almost like a "auto-correct" design for equality, and pure justice that in unbiased done by a natural process.


The illuminate has reached in influencing power across the globe, the idea of "money talks" has overpowered the idea of "sharing is caring". Societies are more and more willing to be overwhlemed by such ideas so easily, which had been used for decades? No, it is the illuminati that had illuminated reality and control. An illusion that has been placed down upon our society, where people's greed is more intrusive then sharing. One of modern illuminati followers was walt desiney. He was a man who loved altering reality, he was a conspired man, his bloodlines has yet to be discovered, and theories are that he was related to a known man, bush. The era that we livening has and is going to be altered to better meet the illuminati's standards, but how can one define standards? It is by the means of total control, without even knowing. It has also said that illuminati has irdicated the original history and made it "his-story", one day historian's will be talking about Cinderella, and unfortunatly that will be labeled as history. Illmuminati, will become the source, the eye of the world, and will become the only one eye, because illuminati wants a total control. One eye that represents a "one sided" view; which is the view of illuminati. Dramatically inducement of such an effect will cause an exponentional amount of questioning done by people, where people are just purely seeking the truth. That is the power of illuminati.



How can one even define reality when all it is just based on a atomic scale, we are all under the illusion of the illuminati and how they have places it upon us. The illuminati has to get across hidden messages from time to time, they do this through rappers. Rapping use to be about politics and life, and now all it is about is money, power. See how illuminati are illusionists? The have completely iridicated the sense of "ture rap" from society. Of course there are people who find a way out of this illusion placed upon the victim, an example of this was Micheal Jackson, how can someone like him that dances, which requires a alot of physical fitness die from a heart attack? That is what I questioned myself, and later on society found out that it was his doctors fault that caused the death of Micheal Jackson. There are many examples of this situation, Tupac was one of them as well, when a member of illuminati try's back out, he/she is simplely "removed". That is how the illuminati works, because of one goal they have the means of economic power. Most members of scoiety can't coupe these fact and try not to comprehend such comprehensive "facts", or maybe people just don't get it. Illuminati exist, their existence is corrupt. They corrupt what is known to be reality into false reality, through these means they have the ability to bribe people.


Concluding these illusionist aka illuminati, that had illuminated society to comprehend what they want society to comprehend, all by the means of "true power", they will not stop till they have achieved this power, and they will do this without most to all people not knowing that they are thinking, reading , believeing, and writing the way that was wanted by the illuminati. That will become reality, all false and this may lead to a society that is ferocious. Almost hypnotic, as if these leaders of illuminati are hypnotherapists, such hypocrisy done by such idiosyncrasy. The illuminati will spread like and epidemic and will attack those who are immunodeficient, and the next think they know, there under the illusion of the illuminati, this will be an incessant situation. This is how the illuminati works and operates within society, they have been doing this for years. Illuminati has made the every essence of reality into fake and fake into real, and people will continue to ask themselves "to be or not to be" and continue to have an infinite amount of questions, in a finite capacity of the human brain."

~Toxiic
Shorter version:
I heard that [...] illuminati [...] is [...] fake [...] .
~Toxiic
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 26, 2014, 07:44:34 PM
these quotes are 100% legit you dirty black big lipped tree swinging banana eating kool aid drinking marathon running cotton picking jobless chicken eating grape soda drinking purse stealing watermelon eating television stealing n1gger
Instead of calling me names, how about finding some sources to prove it? ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: FusSioN on February 27, 2014, 05:44:54 AM
Bad ascraeus, bad!
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 27, 2014, 09:15:33 AM
"Ascra win a flagfight" - Everyone whos ever matched against Ascra

darn man. You beat me to it.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 27, 2014, 11:20:41 PM
Thank you all for participating by adding your favorite quotes. I hope to see more in the future.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 28, 2014, 12:04:49 AM
Haha, I heard this today.

Quote
Pfft, you can't feel what death is like! You're already dead.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: BrainDamaged on February 28, 2014, 01:00:44 AM
Instead of calling me names, how about finding some sources to prove it? ;)
''Stand near a mirror and all your questions will be answered'' - myself.
For you LaZeRs..
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 28, 2014, 10:03:05 AM
''Stand near a mirror and all your questions will be answered'' - myself.
For you LaZeRs..
Added... and okay...
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on February 28, 2014, 03:02:41 PM
Best irc quote ever.

<n3rd> what's a bookmark?
<nub> something I put between your moms asscheeks to remember where I left off.

Your boobs should become best friends, and they should hang out alot more.

Use that as a pick up line I promise you will get slapped.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on February 28, 2014, 06:18:17 PM
Best irc quote ever.

<n3rd> what's a bookmark?
<nub> something I put between your moms asscheeks to remember where I left off.

Your boobs should become best friends, and they should hang out alot more.

Use that as a pick up line I promise you will get slapped.
Added. ;D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on February 28, 2014, 07:00:56 PM
<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health


<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :)

DP UNINSTALL SURVEY - [01:44] <@jitspoe> whyuninstall: needet harddrive spaces to download many porns [01:44] <@jitspoe> needchange: put porns in game so i can mutlitaks

<-s2k.B-Rod?> Haze plays pbcup way too much <[oH]Haze> i play hide and go intercourse even more! <[oH]Haze> with your mom

<TiNi> kazee is a rapist <kazee> im not skater
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 04, 2014, 06:37:10 PM
Added quote from reply number 128.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: blaa on March 05, 2014, 06:39:40 AM
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on March 05, 2014, 05:33:48 PM
[15:18] <ISUCKHARD(me)> tell bob I luv him. no homo
[15:19] <B> bobzilla, probably at work.. shoot him a pm
[15:19] <B> he responds well to rooster pics
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 08, 2014, 11:14:46 PM
Wow, I must've missed these replies. Sorry for the inconvenience.

* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't
[15:18] <ISUCKHARD(me)> tell bob I luv him. no homo
[15:19] <B> bobzilla, probably at work.. shoot him a pm
[15:19] <B> he responds well to rooster pics
Added.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Mission on March 09, 2014, 07:46:01 AM
Added.
Added quote from reply number 128.
Added. ;D
Why are you putting "added" every time you add a quote? I mean it is good that you are updating the first post with new quotes but half of these posts aren't quotes they are just "added" posts. Just a thought :)
edit: actually who cares. You're doing a great job :)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 09, 2014, 11:42:04 AM
Why are you putting "added" every time you add a quote? I mean it is good that you are updating the first post with new quotes but half of these posts aren't quotes they are just "added" posts. Just a thought :)
edit: actually who cares. You're doing a great job :)
The ones I add are quotes. I format them to fit the template I made on the first page.
I say "Added." so they know I actually looked at them and put their quote in.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: pvtjimmy on March 10, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
two memorable quotes are still missing:

<ph3n1x> i was don't know

<frazer> red or ff
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 10, 2014, 05:12:28 PM
two memorable quotes are still missing:

<ph3n1x> i was don't know

<frazer> red or ff
Added.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Cameron on March 10, 2014, 08:46:32 PM
<frazer> red or ff
not really memorable, anyone would say it for that map :)
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on March 10, 2014, 08:56:39 PM
Out of the womb straight to my room - skater
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 10, 2014, 09:47:54 PM
Out of the womb straight to my room - skater
Added.


<I'm disguising myself as a Mexican with that hat.>
<Yeah because the moon don't rape Mexicans.>
<Yeah that's like a bear raping a tiger.>

-LaZeRs and Anonymous Friend
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: LaZeRs on March 10, 2014, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: RoBbIe
Q. Did you fart

A. Cause you just blew me away
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: jitspoe on March 11, 2014, 07:21:09 PM
Out of the womb straight to my room - skater
I probably shouldn't have laughed at that.  I doubt he actually said that.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on March 11, 2014, 09:48:59 PM
I probably shouldn't have laughed at that.  I doubt he actually said that.
He actually said that.....

Wait you might be right... I think he said this:
Out of the womb straight to your room - skater
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Bundy on January 13, 2015, 09:00:58 AM
We got some current quotes? This made me laugh ^^
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: jitspoe on January 13, 2015, 01:06:33 PM
"We got some current quotes? This made me laugh ^^" - Bundy
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Bundy on January 13, 2015, 01:52:53 PM
"We got some current quotes? This made me laugh ^^" - Bundy
..oh man :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on January 13, 2015, 02:49:24 PM
..oh man :D
lol jitspoe playing with words.

As for current quotes, the best quotes are in flame threads. But sadly all those threads are gone U.U
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: DooCi on January 14, 2015, 10:20:04 PM
"To much agreement kills a chat."- Eldridge Cleaver
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: lukip on January 15, 2015, 03:46:41 PM
video games > gf - MyeRz  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm | for those who needs it
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rockyar_96 on January 15, 2015, 05:07:25 PM
The lack of KnacK was whack, but now knack is back, and he'd better not slack!
That one was quite nice :D
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Fluk3 on January 15, 2015, 05:15:30 PM
Aveirik 2014 - "2002 Czech rap, you don't know about oldschool"       lololol
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Toxiic on January 15, 2015, 06:39:12 PM
That one was quite nice :D
pshh and he says he's "not a rapper"
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: PaRaDeaD on April 16, 2015, 07:55:32 PM
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
― Richard Dawkins
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CheMiCal on April 17, 2015, 12:07:08 AM
"You know nothing Jon Snow"

-Ygritte
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: omni on April 17, 2015, 02:01:33 PM
Anything by Lao Tzu. He speaks the truth.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: JMR on April 17, 2015, 04:56:25 PM
"If you have something bad to say about someone that you would not say to them personally, don't say it at all." - Anon

"A troublemaker plants seeds of strife; gossip separates the best of friends." - Anon

"GohaN in, eZ win" - GohaN

"Should have gone to a jump server." - WaSp
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Rockyar_96 on April 22, 2015, 04:11:42 PM
Interviewer: So what your doing when your not playing games (the International 2 i think)?
SingSing: Masturbating?
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: omni on April 22, 2015, 04:14:56 PM
That reminds me actually. Anything by Zlatan Ibrahimović.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: desertgrave on April 22, 2015, 05:53:42 PM
Using it in a match to see if it actually worked for the intention of using it for demos. Yes, must check if I can beat another team wallhacking to ensure it will work offline watching demo's. #Logic
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Fluk3 on April 29, 2015, 10:36:38 AM
Aveirik 2014 - "2002 Czech rap, you don't know about oldschool"       lololol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUqEMNP9zc Thats real oldschool Aveirik
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: CheMiCal on May 03, 2015, 10:41:31 PM
1) "You're Not made out of steel, but you have iron in your soul."

 Not to sure where i heard this one

2) " Once again into the fray, To the last fight i'll ever know, live and die on this day, live and die on this day." 

yes it's from "the grey" but it's a great quote.
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: Clipz on May 04, 2015, 10:53:30 AM
"All I have to do is play vs ace_bots to stay on the same level as the European scene"
-chemical
Title: Re: Favorite Quotes
Post by: mRokita on May 04, 2015, 05:41:26 PM
"Good design is as little design as possible"
 ~some German motherf*cker